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Joke Good morning Dear
Good morning Dear
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Joke The Stowaway
The Stowaway A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the harbour. Just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take...
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Observer
10 cats
10 cats Read the question and give an answer. I will give a 👍 if you are right or a (n) if you are wrong. Supposing there were 10 cats in a boat and 1 jumped out, how many would be left?
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Evidence of global warming :)
Evidence of global warming :)
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mOiOz
MATH TEST
MATH TEST
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Wandiwa
Joke Office Diplomacy.
Office Diplomacy.
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 03.11.2023
Riddle Masters 03.11.2023 Good Morning Riddle Masters! 👋 We have your third and final riddle of the week! I can be long; I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted or left bare. I can be round or square. What am I? Isn’t that a brain tickler? If you know the answer, post it in the comments below. As always, our...
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Observer
Joke Wheel of fortune
Wheel of fortune
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 25.10.2023
Riddle Masters 25.10.2023 Good morning riddle masters! :) I've got your second riddle of the week. This is a good one so I'm very excited to see all the answers you come up with for this riddle. Here it goes: What type of dress can never be worn? No need to overthink it—just read between the lines! 😏 If you think you know the answer, post...
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Observer
Joke I try
I try
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Observer
Joke Social Security
Social Security
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke Naked Yoga
Naked Yoga Naked Yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbours to go halves in putting in for a new fence.
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Joke Benny The Engineer
Benny The Engineer Benny, the engineer dies and ends up at the Gates of Hell. pretty soon he becomes bored, unhappy and mostly dissatisfied with the poor level of comfort in hell and starts designing, building and making huge improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Benny the engineer is becoming...
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Joke Superior Drop
Superior Drop In Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She was dying. The Nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her last journey comfortable. They wanted to give her warm milk to drink but she declined. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of...
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Mando
Sex after Death
Sex after Death SEX AFTER DEATH A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion ... Marion " "Is that...
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Veggiepatch
Corny Joke Corner
Corny Joke Corner "My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After two minutes, all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence." "Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn't too sure about that but I do a mean...
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Joke Mama Needs New Clothes!
Mama Needs New Clothes! An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish...
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mOiOz
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
OLDIES HAPPY MEAL
OLDIES HAPPY MEAL
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Monty Python
Monty Python
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mOiOz
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Does it pay to be quiet?
Does it pay to be quiet? A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
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Joke ''Do Not Disturb!''
''Do Not Disturb!'' Instead of one of those signs that says ''DO NOT DISTURB''. I need to have one that says, ''ALREADY DISTURBED PROCEED WITH CAUTION.''
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Joke Ladies And Gentlemen, This Is Your Captain.
Ladies And Gentlemen, This Is Your Captain.
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Female vs male
Female vs male
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