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Joke Circumstantial!
Circumstantial! Paddy is in court and after an eight hour trial, he pleads guilty. The judge says, ''Why didn't you plead guilty at first and save the court all this time?'' Paddy says, ''I thought I was innocent until I heard all the evidence!''
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NEW GRAVY BOAT
NEW GRAVY BOAT
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RETIREMENT EFFICIENCY
RETIREMENT EFFICIENCY
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mOiOz
ROLL A JOINT
ROLL A JOINT
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Joke Fishing
Fishing
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Joke Exercise!
Exercise! Some people exercise every day. I'm watching a TV show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor!
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No Smoking
No Smoking These ''No Smoking'' in the car rules when kids are in it laws, are ridiculous. I mean look at him, his out there freezing his poor little ass off!
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Joke A few One liners!
A few One liners! I'm about to take part in the Great Bradford Run. It's not an official race, I just stand in the city centre & shout "Allah is a bastard & then off we go.... A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor. I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. . ...
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Joke It's Flooding
It's Flooding
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Joke Outstanding Club Member
Outstanding Club Member Three ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at River Hill Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green. The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood. The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.’ The second lady, gazes at his...
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mOiOz
NEW GIRLFRIEND
NEW GIRLFRIEND
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Joke A good Fart
A good Fart
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mOiOz
STICK UP
STICK UP
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mOiOz
WAYS TO DIE
WAYS TO DIE
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Joke Found the Outhouse, I think
Found the Outhouse, I think
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SENIORS TEXTING CODE
SENIORS TEXTING CODE
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SDC Trivia Game #33 - 27/06/2023
SDC Trivia Game #33 - 27/06/2023 33|27-06-2023
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Ponder these imponderables for a moment.......
Ponder these imponderables for a moment....... 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled...
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Joke the kids are tough now days
the kids are tough now days
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Joke My new Racehorse
My new Racehorse
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Joke My new Racehorse
My new Racehorse
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Joke Take me now
Take me now
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Joke The Cap
The Cap
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Joke Bikie Moll!
Bikie Moll! A little 80-year-old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to...
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Joke My Alarm Cloc k
My Alarm Cloc k
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