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Joke How to make friends with a cop.
How to make friends with a cop.
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Joke Hero
Hero Jack who is retired, went to his church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the Priest opened the panel in the confessional box, Jack said - Father, during World War 2 a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy, so I hid her in my attic. Th Priest replied - that was a...
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Skipton
Joke Expecting!
Expecting!
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Skipton
Joke No Public Toilets
No Public Toilets An American tourist in Dublin decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. After a while, he finds himself in a very high-class area... big, stately...
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Joke Driving Test
Driving Test Luigi and Giuseppie decide that to become gainfully employed in their new country - they would become truckies. After some training they go to the MVR to sit their tests. Giuseppie is first up, and he and the examiner head out on the road. Giuseppie is doing fine, and the examiner starts to talk to him as he is put through his...
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mOiOz
IRISHMEN SEE SHOP SIGN IN WINDOW
IRISHMEN SEE SHOP SIGN IN WINDOW
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
A DOLLAR IN MY G-STRING
A DOLLAR IN MY G-STRING
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mOiOz
WOMEN REACH A CERTAIN AGE
WOMEN REACH A CERTAIN AGE
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mOiOz
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Cheb
LADIES NIGHT OUT
LADIES NIGHT OUT
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mOiOz
DON'T TOUCH
DON'T TOUCH
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
NATIONAL PLANT
NATIONAL PLANT
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
SON, WARMEST CONGRATULATIONS
SON, WARMEST CONGRATULATIONS
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
TATTOO ARTIST
TATTOO ARTIST
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Littleboy8
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Joke Food for Thought Folks
Food for Thought Folks
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Littleboy8
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gkabbara
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Sure do.” the dog replies. “So, what’s your story?” The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered my gift of...
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Times, They Are a Changing!
Times, They Are a Changing!
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Joke Somebody spent some time to put this together.
Somebody spent some time to put this together.
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Littleboy8
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Luckyus
Joke The Future Is Upon Us
The Future Is Upon Us
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Joke This happens to us all and we all get
This happens to us all and we all get
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Joke She can get any body she wants.
She can get any body she wants.
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Joke Computer Nappies
Computer Nappies
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mOiOz
WEARING PINK
WEARING PINK
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Joke Anyone for Kentucky chicken
Anyone for Kentucky chicken
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Joke I used to love bread, and just quietly I still do.
I used to love bread, and just quietly I still do.
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mOiOz
MY DOG SEES HIMSELF
MY DOG SEES HIMSELF
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