Jokes & fun

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Joke I used to love bread, and just quietly I still do.
I used to love bread, and just quietly I still do.
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mOiOz
MY DOG SEES HIMSELF
MY DOG SEES HIMSELF
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mOiOz
MALE GPS VOICE
MALE GPS VOICE
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mOiOz
THINGS TO PONDER
THINGS TO PONDER
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Joke Just sayin.
Just sayin. Just sayin.
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: Congratulations to those who got the answer correct! 👏...
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Luckyus
Trouble in the Ark
Trouble in the Ark
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Wendy
Drunken Taxi ride
Drunken Taxi ride
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mOiOz
GOT A PACKAGE TODAY
GOT A PACKAGE TODAY
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Luckyus
Joke Up with the Times
Up with the Times
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SirExton
Joke Daddy
Daddy
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SirExton
Joke Woke
Woke
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SirExton
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Joke I am worn out.
I am worn out.
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Joke Wile Coyote Is still trying to catch the Road Runner today
Wile Coyote Is still trying to catch the Road Runner today
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke ''You Must Be A Dentist!''
''You Must Be A Dentist!''
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Skipton
Joke Rough Day
Rough Day After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I’d had enough. “I think I’m going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister. “You’re crazy,” she said. “For thinking of selling them?” “For thinking someone would buy them.”
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Nun The Better
Nun The Better A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Business As Usual!
Business As Usual! A couple returned from their honeymoon not talking to each other. The husband's best friend finally takes him aside and asks what's wrong. "Well," replied the new husband, "When we finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking." "Oh, you shouldn't...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Bone Idle
Bone Idle A man came to see his family doctor. The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said: "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy." "Okay,"...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 22.01.2024
Riddle Masters 22.01.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! :) Who’s ready for the first riddle of the week? Here it goes: John’s father has five sons. Their names are Papa, Pepe, Pipi, and Popo, respectively. What is the name of the fifth son? Don’t be shy! If you think you know the answer post it in the comments below. As always, our 'spoiler'...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Master 24.01.2024
Riddle Master 24.01.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters!!:) Are you ready for your second riddle of the week? Here it goes: What can be opened and closed, but no human has ever passed through it? If you think you know the answer, post it in the comments below! As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically hide everyone's answers. To...
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Joke The Receptionist whistles when she answers the Company phone.
The Receptionist whistles when she answers the Company phone.
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Joke Neighborhood Watch
Neighborhood Watch
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mOiOz
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT
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mOiOz
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Joke The bush chainsaw, no fuel required
The bush chainsaw, no fuel required
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