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Joke Oh Deer
Oh Deer
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YOU MATTER
YOU MATTER
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GUARDIAN ANGEL
GUARDIAN ANGEL
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FARMER ALLOWS
FARMER ALLOWS
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Joke Some Assembly Required
Some Assembly Required Ikea
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Jarred Santos
Riddle Riddle Masters 26.06.23
Riddle Masters 26.06.23 Hello, members! Another week has begun, and what better way to kickstart everything than a good ol' brain workout session? Presenting today's riddle: I am fleeting, yet constant, forever in rhyme. I measure your moments, yet can't be confined. What am I? So, dearest members... Do you have any idea what it could...
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Joke Fasten Your Seatbelts
Fasten Your Seatbelts Towards the end of a tiring flight the Plane's captain turns on the intercom to advise the passengers they will soon be landing and to thank them choosing to fly with their Airline. Forgetting to turn off the intercom, the Captain and Co-Pilot keep talking. The Co-Pilot asks the Captain what he is going to do when...
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Joke Two For One Special!
Two For One Special! Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied... 'Two years older than me'. 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?
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Joke I've Sure Gotten Old!
I've Sure Gotten Old! I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation...
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Jokes A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank...
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SDC Trivia Game #32 - 26/06/2023
SDC Trivia Game #32 - 26/06/2023 32|26-06-2023
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Joke Unusual Cat Names
Unusual Cat Names
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Joke The Terrible Injury
The Terrible Injury This story doesn't give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife. The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Susie stood and walked to the lectern. She said, "I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband...
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mOiOz
STAYING OUT LATE
STAYING OUT LATE STAYING OUT LATE Two married, men, are chatting over a beer at the club when the one turns to the other and says, “Ýou know Todd, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after drinking, I turn the headlights off before I enter the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I remove my shoes...
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mOiOz
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Joke Terrible Hangover
Terrible Hangover I woke up this morning with a terrible hangover to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. I was going to get up. Then I thought ''Nah, he can mow around me!''
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Joke That's Handy!
That's Handy! So, I just heard that the local prosthetics shop is changing hands...
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Joke Did I Miss Someone?
Did I Miss Someone? The Australian Tax Office actually commented on this one, emphasizing the importance of accuracy in tax returns. The ATO has returned the Tax Return to a man in Townsville. In response to the question "Do you have anyone dependent on you?", the man wrote:2·1 million illegal immigrants, 1·1 million crackheads, and...
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mOiOz
MAN FLU RELIEF
MAN FLU RELIEF \
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
I DON'T SWEAR
I DON'T SWEAR
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
DON'T KID YOURSELF
DON'T KID YOURSELF
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mOiOz
AT THE BANK
AT THE BANK
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Joke The Age Old Question.
The Age Old Question. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know!
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
SOUND ADVICE
SOUND ADVICE
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
OH MY
OH MY
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mOiOz
THE CHURCH ORGANIST
THE CHURCH ORGANIST Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister...
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