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Skipton
Joke Something Punny!
Something Punny! Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder. I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops. My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on...
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Joke Cutting Back
Cutting Back Every Friday a guy would walk into a bar and order 3 beers. Then he'd sit at a table, drink each one by himself and leave. He does this every Friday for a few weeks until the bartender becomes so curious he has to ask the guy about this routine. "Well, you see I have two buddies and we always would have a beer with each other when...
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Joke this is the last time my husband bought a taser for his wife
this is the last time my husband bought a taser for his wife
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Skipton
Joke The Second Oldest Profession!
The Second Oldest Profession! A woman and her 10-year-old son were riding in a taxi in New York. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. "Mom " said the boy, "what are all those women doing? " "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replies. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why...
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Cheb
A young Scottish couple
A young Scottish couple A young Scottish Lad and Lass were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed, then...
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Cheb
New bike
New bike Little Johnny asked for a bike for his birthday. His Dad said, "We'd get you one son but our mortgage is $80.000 and your Mum just lost her job." Next day, little Johnny walked out with his suitcase all packed and his Dad asks, "Where are you going son?" Little Johnny replied, "I walked past your room last night and heard you tell Mum...
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Every house needs one of these.
Every house needs one of these.
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Riddle Riddle Masters 23.02.2024
Riddle Masters 23.02.2024 Hey Riddle Masters! 👋 Are you ready for your final riddle of the week? Here it goes: What points the way without a hand, floats on water but exists on land? Do you know the answer? Post it in the comments below! As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically hide everyone's answers. To reveal those answers...
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The New Sales Rep
The New Sales Rep A man was interviewing for a sales representative position. One man would have been ideal for the position except that he had a disconcerting mannerism. He kept winking. "Look here. I'd like to give you this job - you've got good references and experience. The trouble is this trick you've got of winking all the time. It...
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mOiOz
THE LONGER I LIVE...
THE LONGER I LIVE...
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Will You Walk Me Through the Cemetery?
Will You Walk Me Through the Cemetery? This young woman ran up to me at the cemetery and said "I need to pass through the cemetery but I'm scared to walk alone. Can you walk with me across?" "Sure." I said, being the gentleman I am. As we walked through, she told me that she had tried to ask other guys before me, but no one would do it...
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Joke This mob too tough for this Cop
This mob too tough for this Cop
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Joke Just checking your catch does not exceed the limit
Just checking your catch does not exceed the limit
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Joke Love you. XXXXXX
Love you. XXXXXX
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏...
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mOiOz
SUBSTITOOTHS
SUBSTITOOTHS
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YOU STOP MY BUSINESS
YOU STOP MY BUSINESS
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JUNKIES IN A RELATIONSHIP
JUNKIES IN A RELATIONSHIP
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Skipton
Joke ''I Cannot Tell a Lie!''
''I Cannot Tell a Lie!'' Once there was a little boy that lived in the country with his father. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter - and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that...
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Skipton
Joke Give Me A Break
Give Me A Break Principal: ''Your child is always causing trouble at our school.'' Me: ''My child is always causing trouble at home. Do I ever call you?''
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Joke Higher Learning!
Higher Learning! If you smoke weed you get high. If you read books you get educated. If you do both, you get highly educated...
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SirExton
Joke Albo's Wedding
Albo's Wedding
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Mando
Couple of funnies...
Couple of funnies... A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time… I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with...
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Wandiwa...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏...
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