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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! Mark K...
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DannyKaye
Granddad Joke of the Day
Granddad Joke of the Day Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked a shop assistant, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?" The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
MISSED GOOD OLD DAYS
MISSED GOOD OLD DAYS
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mOiOz
A FLY IN COFFEE
A FLY IN COFFEE
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
IF YOU LEAVE...
IF YOU LEAVE...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
RELIGION -vs- SPIRITUALITY
RELIGION -vs- SPIRITUALITY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
PICTURE OF GRANDPA
PICTURE OF GRANDPA
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Just give it to your mother
Just give it to your mother
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Skipton
Joke WC3
WC3 Young Pat won a prize from a radio competition. Being alone, he ran next door to tell Mrs Dunn his neighbour. "Mrs Dunn! Mrs Dunn! I've won a trip to London for the weekend!" Mrs Dunn was gathered up in his excitement and said, "My son lives in London! Could you look him up!? It's WC3 and he hasn't written to me in months!" Off went Pat...
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Skipton
Joke My Dogs Missing!
My Dogs Missing! The Missing Dog A man went to the police station to report his missing dog. The officer asked, “Can you describe him?” The man replied, “He’s a fluffy brown dog with a white patch on his chest.” The officer said, “No, I meant in terms of his personality.” The man thought for a moment and said, “Well, he’s cunning...
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Wandiwa
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Observer
Joke Gangster keeps a secret
Gangster keeps a secret
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Cheb
A Fireman at Home
A Fireman at Home
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Cheb
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Skipton
Joke Pet Shop Boys!
Pet Shop Boys! An Englishman, a Scottish man and an Irishman all go for a job at a pet shop. The interviewer tells all three of them that they can have the job if they can sing a song that includes a dog in the lyrics. The Englishman sings, ''How much is that doggie in the window?'' The Scotsman sings, ''You ain't nothing but a hound dog.''...
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mOiOz
NEED A HAND?
NEED A HAND?
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Mark K
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mOiOz
PARKING for BJ's
PARKING for BJ's
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Mark K
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mOiOz
FOR DEBBIE & NEALE
FOR DEBBIE & NEALE
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
IF WE MET OFFLINE
IF WE MET OFFLINE
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
THE FOOD OF LOVE
THE FOOD OF LOVE
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke No more finger pulling !!!!
No more finger pulling !!!!
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Observer
Joke Parts of me have travelled some
Parts of me have travelled some
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Observer
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Observer
Joke 9 lives
9 lives
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Observer
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Joke Ned needs glasses
Ned needs glasses
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Observer
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Joke I still kept dancing
I still kept dancing
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Mark K
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Observer
Joke I still have my lips
I still have my lips
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Joke Stuffed
Stuffed
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