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mOiOz
MEET NEW PEOPLE
MEET NEW PEOPLE
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mOiOz
SONG FOR AGING ROCKERS
SONG FOR AGING ROCKERS
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BITCHCRAFT
BITCHCRAFT
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mOiOz
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Dippy 53
Give away
Give away What can you keep after you give it away to someone else? A promise.
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Wandiwa
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Da Freddo
Joke I would like to pay My respects
I would like to pay My respects I would like to pay my respects to elders past and present. To the Italian elders that built are roads, railways, and telecommunications infrastructure. To the Greek and Turkish elders for giving us those tasty Kebab shops. To the Jewish elders who gave us all the Westfield shopping centers and Meriton...
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Da Freddo
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Joke My Mother-in-law, must love me very much...
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SirExton
Joke Long Jump
Long Jump
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
NEVER FALL ASLEEP AT...
NEVER FALL ASLEEP AT...
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NotNats
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SirExton
Joke Pottery Class
Pottery Class
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Wandiwa
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SirExton
Joke Treckie
Treckie
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SirExton
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Skipton
Joke I Think My Water Broke!
I Think My Water Broke!
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
BEST IDEA
BEST IDEA
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DLHM
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mOiOz
WHAT BUST MADAM?
WHAT BUST MADAM?
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
I CAN MAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND SCREAM
I CAN MAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND SCREAM
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DLHM
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mOiOz
SEX IS LIKE MATH
SEX IS LIKE MATH
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DLHM
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mOiOz
LEAD A HUMAN TO KNOWLEDGE
LEAD A HUMAN TO KNOWLEDGE
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DLHM
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Skipton
Joke ''Hellooooo!''
''Hellooooo!'' Jerry was sitting down for =AZWl-arbp3IMB3LAWyCD5bosGkNMdWXu6tz_Cham6WCzQofHwpWH6Hkspg5h-DaPHhruRQ7mFUnxRRrtckkJTNlVRRIQfUx_-ghyhZsvR5gLYvQNJuB8dPOxk_T42MrUc4b1rylfEDDLN1HNaQhDfCXEU2M4YXQnoEKFW2dJ-z1PxQ&__tn__=*NK-R']breakfast one morning when he was astonished to see in the paper an announcement of his own death. He called his...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke It's A Miracle!
It's A Miracle!
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Skipton
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mOiOz
WHO SAID WE'RE NOSEY?
WHO SAID WE'RE NOSEY?
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE 1.Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my...
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Skipton
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Joke Self serve checkouts
Self serve checkouts
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Wandiwa...
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Skipton
Joke I'm Never Going Back
I'm Never Going Back He came home from school, threw his schoolcase on the floor and said "mum, that's it, I'm never going to school ever again!" "Why is that dear" from mum. "The kids are horrible. They throw chalk at me, steal my lunch money, write nasty things about me on my locker, push me around between classes and are just horrible to...
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mOiOz
POLICE OFFICER ASKS FOR PAPERS
POLICE OFFICER ASKS FOR PAPERS
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