Skipton

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2022
3,798
20,886
113
82
WHO SAYS ....MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their
bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and sips his coffee. 'What's
the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you
down here at this time of night?' The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I
remembered when we met 20 years ago and started dating.
You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he asks solemnly. The wife
is almost reduced to tears, just thinking how caring and sensitive her
husband is.
'Yes, I do' she replies. The husband pauses.
The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your dad caught
us in the back seat of my car?'
'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
him.
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
for 20 years?'
'I remember that, too' she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says I would have gotten out
today.’
 

Join the conversation

News, deals, games, and bargains for Aussies over 60. From everyday expenses like groceries and eating out, to electronics, fashion and travel, the club is all about helping you make your money go further.

Seniors Discount Club

The SDC searches for the best deals, discounts, and bargains for Aussies over 60. From everyday expenses like groceries and eating out, to electronics, fashion and travel, the club is all about helping you make your money go further.
  1. New members
  2. Jokes & fun
  3. Photography
  4. Nostalgia / Yesterday's Australia
  5. Food and Lifestyle
  6. Money Saving Hacks
  7. Offtopic / Everything else

Latest Articles

  • We believe that retirement should be a time to relax and enjoy life, not worry about money. That's why we're here to help our members make the most of their retirement years. If you're over 60 and looking for ways to save money, connect with others, and have a laugh, we’d love to have you aboard.
  • Advertise with us

User Menu

Enjoyed Reading our Story?

  • Share this forum to your loved ones.
Change Weather Postcode×
Change Petrol Postcode×