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mOiOz
PIRATES AND GOLD COINS
PIRATES AND GOLD COINS
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mOiOz
BUMPER STICKER
BUMPER STICKER
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Joke A cure for Covid
A cure for Covid
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Luckyus
Joke New Girlfriend And Her Chopper
New Girlfriend And Her Chopper
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Wandiwa
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Luckyus
Joke Bill And His Honeychile
Bill And His Honeychile
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke A Nasty Bug
A Nasty Bug
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Sperm Bank
Sperm Bank The nurse at the Sperm Bank asked me if I’d like to masturbate in the cup. I said “ Well, I’m pretty good at it, but I don’t think I’m ready to compete just yet”
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke South of the Border, Down Mexico Way
South of the Border, Down Mexico Way What do you call a menopausal Mexican woman? A Dry Martinez…..
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke She's eaving Me
She's eaving Me She's Leaving Me My wife says if I post any more jokes she's leaving me. isn't it just bloody typical, I can't think of one right now.
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Luckyus
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Wandiwa...
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SirExton
Joke Green Tea
Green Tea
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SirExton
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mOiOz
PICTURE IN A ZOO BOOK
PICTURE IN A ZOO BOOK
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mOiOz
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Traffic Complaint
Traffic Complaint A traffic officer received this complaint : ;) ''Ï was pulled over by one of your Police Officers. He looked at my licence and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he did not care who I know". $272 fine and two demerit points for fail to comply with licence conditions.
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Joke I used to have a smoking hot job.
I used to have a smoking hot job.
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mOiOz
FAT TATTOOED LADY
FAT TATTOOED LADY
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mOiOz
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'phrase' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
ADS OF HAPPY HOUSEWIVES
ADS OF HAPPY HOUSEWIVES
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
KFC WITNESS
KFC WITNESS
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
ROMANTIC TEXT
ROMANTIC TEXT
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
ONE WEEK WITHOUT GOD
ONE WEEK WITHOUT GOD
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Brilliant
Brilliant A young law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind. Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?" Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?" Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a...
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Skipton
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Luckyus
Joke Pseudo Banksy (Just a Little Bit Rude)
Pseudo Banksy (Just a Little Bit Rude)
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke The Lonely Widow
The Lonely Widow A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.” The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to...
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke At the Cleaners
At the Cleaners
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke The Payout?
The Payout?
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Luckyus
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