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Joke Why did the chicken stop halfway crossing the road ? To lay it on the line
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Is this Fixable
Is this Fixable
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Wandiwa
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Joke Manbun's
Manbun's
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Skipton
Joke Wrong Direction
Wrong Direction A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying,"You can't take it with you." After much thought and consideration,the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and...
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Joke Psyched!
Psyched! The psychiatrist pulls the new nurse to the side. "Is something wrong, Doctor?" she asks. The psychiatrist takes a moment before answering, "Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying ''It's a madhouse.''
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Joke Cya!
Cya! I'm not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversary rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I appreciated her tolerating me for the past 20 years. I ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose a card that read, 'Thanks for putting up with me so long.' When my wife got the delivery, she called...
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Joke Enhanced
Enhanced A traffic cop stopped a woman for a minor traffic violation. After examining her driver's license in silence for a moment, he said, "You know something? This is one of the finest, most realistic pictures I've ever seen. I'm glad to see you aren't one of those vain women who have their photos retouched to remove all the lines in...
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SirExton
Joke Mother Superior
Mother Superior Three nuns get killed in a car crash and go up to heaven. Saint Peter is at the Gate of Heaven and he says, "I am afraid you are each going to have to answer a question before you can come in". He says @they are not going to be hard questions". Nun 1. What was the name of the first woman? She says "Eve". Saint Peter says "Yep...
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mOiOz
SPIDER IN THE SHOWER
SPIDER IN THE SHOWER
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mOiOz
BOUGHT A WIG
BOUGHT A WIG
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mOiOz
DO YOU SEE IT?
DO YOU SEE IT?
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
A WIFE'S POEM
A WIFE'S POEM
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Littleboy8
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Red Gem
Joke Colouring In
Colouring In
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mOiOz
GOOGLE SUPPORT
GOOGLE SUPPORT
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
CIRCUS CAREER
CIRCUS CAREER
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
TALK TO YOURSELF
TALK TO YOURSELF
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Joke Sort our own backyard out first.
Sort our own backyard out first.
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Joke With Benefits!
With Benefits! A man rents a room and pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day. So, on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal sandwich bread, using the last night's leftovers of meatloaf, adding in some fruit and a bottle of soft drink. When he comes home, he politely tells her that it wasn't quite...
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Joke THE PERFECT HUSBAND
THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on the bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes.” WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this...
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Joke Solving the World's Problems
Solving the World's Problems
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Mark K
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mOiOz
ONE KID
ONE KID
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Gideon
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mOiOz
WORKER BEES
WORKER BEES
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Gideon
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Joke Look after your Relatives!.
Look after your Relatives!.
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Joke Another One Bites The Dust
Another One Bites The Dust
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Joke Concentrate
Concentrate
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