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Joke Bear Grylls knows how to punish himself, when he runs out of piss
Bear Grylls knows how to punish himself, when he runs out of piss
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SirExton
Joke Fridge or Gay man
Fridge or Gay man Mum "What is the difference between a fridge and a gay man?" Mum "I don't know, what is the difference between a fridge and a gay man?"......" The Gay man does not Fart when you take your meat out!"
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mOiOz
AMAZING FACTS
AMAZING FACTS AMAZING FACTS If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates...
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Gideon
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mOiOz
PERUVIAN OWLS
PERUVIAN OWLS
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Wandiwa
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DannyKaye
Joke Counselling that works
Counselling that works A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a cliff, about to jump off. An old homeless Aussie bloke who was wandering by stopped and said: "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?” She screamed, "NO! Bugger off you filthy old bastard!” He...
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DannyKaye
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mOiOz
"SHAG"
"SHAG"
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WHAT ROOM?
WHAT ROOM?
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
CLOTHES ON FLOOR
CLOTHES ON FLOOR
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Roberto313131
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SirExton
Joke For God's sake Shut up woman!!
For God's sake Shut up woman!!
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SirExton
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Joke You are not going to believe this.
You are not going to believe this.
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mOiOz
THE WHEEL CAN WAIT
THE WHEEL CAN WAIT
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
MAKE LOVE LIKE A PAINTER
MAKE LOVE LIKE A PAINTER
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
THINGS IN COMMON
THINGS IN COMMON
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
DID YOU TAKE YOUR PILL?
DID YOU TAKE YOUR PILL?
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
SCOTTISH PRIEST DRIVING
SCOTTISH PRIEST DRIVING
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
SMOKING HOT BODY
SMOKING HOT BODY
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Gideon
Travel ideas
Travel ideas
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Wendy
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This Too Shall Pass
This Too Shall Pass
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Mrtnst
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mOiOz
CLEANING WITH ALCOHOL
CLEANING WITH ALCOHOL
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Gideon
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Joke My wife is working me out.
My wife is working me out.
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JenThorn
JenThorn I am BLOOD
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 18.03.2024
Riddle Masters 18.03.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! 😄 Who’s ready for the first riddle of the week? Here it goes: Holes in the bottom, the left, and the right, yet I still hold water with all my might. What am I? Don’t be shy! If you think you know the answer, post it in the comments below. As always, our 'spoiler' button will hide yours...
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halliday
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mOiOz
BEEF BURGER
BEEF BURGER
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
FITTED SHEET
FITTED SHEET
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SEAN
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mOiOz
SHOPPING
SHOPPING
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Mark K
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