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mOiOz
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Joke A new career change is on the horizon.
A new career change is on the horizon.
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mOiOz
NO WORRIES
NO WORRIES
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mOiOz
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
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mOiOz
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DannyKaye
Joke Maybe I Need a Drink
Maybe I Need a Drink
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Joke for today
Joke for today A gentleman was in hospital after a procedure, and was laying in his bed with an oxygen mask on. When the nurse went in to check his vitals, he said something to the nurse, through his mask. She THOUGHT he said “nurse are my testicles black ? “ the nurse carefully lifted his gown and checked his testicles and replied, ‘ no...
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Mark K
Riddle Riddle Masters 15.01.2024
Riddle Masters 15.01.2024
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Joke Alpha
Alpha A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500 dollars." "Why does the parrot cost so much?" asks the man. The owner says "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer." The man then asks about the next parrot and learns that it...
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mOiOz
SIGNS UP AND SMILE
SIGNS UP AND SMILE 😁 SIGNS UP AND SMILE Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your...
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Skipton
Joke Extras!
Extras! An elderly couple is travelling to visit family, by car. Being Seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to get a room. They only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00. The man...
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Gideon
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mOiOz
SINGLE
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mOiOz
SHE LEFT A NOTE
SHE LEFT A NOTE
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mOiOz
BUTT...
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James Gutierrez
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 21.03.2024
Afternoon Riddle 21.03.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! He who has it doesn't tell it. He who takes it doesn't know it. He who knows it doesn't want it. What is it? If you have the answer, feel free to...
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Sethia Soliman
Joke Birds on Facebook
Birds on Facebook
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Joke Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow!
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow! Two older male dolphins notice their hairlines are starting to recede. Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice… Anyway… Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality. In a moment of...
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Joke Golfers surgery
Golfers surgery A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 22.03.2024
Riddle Masters 22.03.2024 Hello, members! 👋 Another day, another riddle. Here's this week's last: A woman writes down on a piece of paper: pineapples, eggs, bread, milk, toothpaste. What is she making? If you know the answer, drop your answer below! As always, you'll get a shout-out if you get it correct! Good luck! ;)
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 20.03.2024
Riddle Masters 20.03.2024 Hey Riddle Masters! 👋 Are you ready for your second riddle of the week? Here it goes: Of the king, I am blue, and of the peasant, I am red. Of the frog, I am cold, and of the dog, I am hot. What am I? Intriguing, isn't it? If you think you know the answer, post it in the comments below! As always, our ‘spoiler’...
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who got the answer...
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Skipton
Joke What You Learn if You Live Long Enough!
What You Learn if You Live Long Enough! I choked on a carrot this morning and all I could think of was, "I'll bet a doughnut wouldn't have done this to me." Nothing spoils a good story more than the arrival of an eyewitness. (Mark Twain) It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store (in the narrow aisles of an older store) to...
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Joke Even the Password Manager lets me down..
Even the Password Manager lets me down..
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mOiOz
EAT YOUR SPROUTS!
EAT YOUR SPROUTS!
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mOiOz
VEGAN GOD
VEGAN GOD
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Skipton
Joke Murphy's Other Laws
Murphy's Other Laws 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those...
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