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The Robbery

A hooded robber burst into a Bank and forced the tellers to load his sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.
The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, "Well…did anyone else see my face?"
There were a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak.
Then, one brave old man tentatively raised his hand and said,

"I think my wife got a pretty good look at you".....!!!
 
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