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mOiOz
PAST, PRESENT & FUTURE
PAST, PRESENT & FUTURE
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Joke Little Johnny at it again
Little Johnny at it again
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James Gutierrez
Joke 'How much for this?'
'How much for this?' What did the Buddhist monk say to the snag vendor? 'Make me one with everything.' The monk then gets his snag and pays with a $20 note, but he doesn't get any money back. So he says: 'Hey, where's my change?' And the vendor says: 'Change must come from within.'
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Put a Smile on your face
Put a Smile on your face Found this at Hope Island Newsagents display board. They hand write on butcher paper daily: Someone broke into my house and stole my antidepressants. Hope they’re happy. A clever joke
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Littleboy8
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Joke What can I say
What can I say
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... but we also accepted: Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 🥳...
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SirExton
Joke British Rail Train Name?
British Rail Train Name?
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SirExton
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Skipton
Joke Ichthyology!
Ichthyology! An ichthyology student walks into a bar and orders a beer. “How are the studies going?” the bartender asks. “Really great. In fact, right now I’m working on my thesis to explain why koi fish always swim in groups of four,” the student replies. “Why do they do that?” the bartender asks. “Well, in the wild, if a group of four koi...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
POLICE LINE-UP
POLICE LINE-UP
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RFG
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mOiOz
CAUTION
CAUTION
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RFG
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M
Joke This definitely is what is on television nowadays Shit and more shit with plenty of terrible adds
This definitely is what is on television nowadays Shit and more shit with plenty of terrible adds
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RFG
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mOiOz
ARISTOCAT
ARISTOCAT
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RFG
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mOiOz
BEST PHOTO BOMB EVER
BEST PHOTO BOMB EVER
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Skipton
Joke Glowing Recommendation!
Glowing Recommendation! A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings. Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.” “Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Good insults ….Oldies but goodies.
Good insults ….Oldies but goodies. These insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. Insults then, had some class! 1. "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; Bring a friend, if you have one." George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill. "Cannot possibly...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke THE "Y" CHROMOSOME
THE "Y" CHROMOSOME People born before 1946 are called The Greatest Generation. People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X. And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y So why do we call the last group Generation Y Y should I get a...
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Skipton
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Joke I love my wife, But?
I love my wife, But?
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Well, Officer.....
Well, Officer.....
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mOiOz
NO CLOTHES
NO CLOTHES
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Invisible!
Invisible! Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisible. After attracting the bartender’s attention, the bartender says “Ok, I’ll bite. Why are you invisible?” Obama says “Well, I found a bottle on the beach and…then I rubbed it.” “And then…importantly…A genie came out.” “The genie said I could have…3 wishes.” For my first wish, I said...
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Skipton
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Wandiwa, Suzanne rose...
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James Gutierrez
Joke 'You're under arrest!'
'You're under arrest!' The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today. One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. What happened? They charged one and let the other one off.
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Mrtnst
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Macs-241
BEST BAD PARKING REVENGES CAUGHT ON CAMERA
BEST BAD PARKING REVENGES CAUGHT ON CAMERA
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Macs-241
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SirExton
Joke Yawn
Yawn
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SirExton
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mOiOz
RESTROOM
RESTROOM
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mOiOz
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