Jokes & fun

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Joke Any takers, going cheeep
Any takers, going cheeep
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mOiOz
SMELL THE ROSES
SMELL THE ROSES
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mOiOz
DEAR DIET
DEAR DIET
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Joke Better not undo my bootlaces here.
Better not undo my bootlaces here.
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Joke Can I sing you a song, for all members of SDC
Can I sing you a song, for all members of SDC
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Skipton
Joke Hot & Cold!
Hot & Cold!
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
GUESS WHO QUIT SMOKING?
GUESS WHO QUIT SMOKING?
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke The Best Living Will!
The Best Living Will!
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Rules Of Living
Rules Of Living There are three things that cannot be easily hidden: The Sun, the Moon, and the Truth. The following are 2 Simple Truths, 5 Rules of Life, and 3 Bonus Rules: SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex. After sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're...
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Skipton
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Wandiwa
Joke Sewing machine jokes.
Sewing machine jokes.
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Wandiwa
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Joke Sometimes, you just can't win.
Sometimes, you just can't win.
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Skipton
Joke Waiting List
Waiting List
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Joke How to quiet your wife whilst arguing with her
How to quiet your wife whilst arguing with her How to quiet your wife whilst arguing with her
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Joke My Sister loves me not
My Sister loves me not
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Joke It pays to get a second opinion.
It pays to get a second opinion.
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mOiOz
A LITTLE KNOWN FACT
A LITTLE KNOWN FACT
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
MILK IS THE FASTEST LIQUID
MILK IS THE FASTEST LIQUID
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mOiOz
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Joke My Dog and our Microwave
My Dog and our Microwave
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Skipton
Joke Secrets!
Secrets! Two young guys were talking and one said to the other, 'Do you want to know an easy way to get what you want.' 'How?' 'Tell people you know their secret.' The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, 'I know your secret!' Dad replies, 'Please don't tell your Mum, here's $50.' He can't believe how easy that was and wastes no time continuing...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Gutters Next!
Gutters Next! I did my first nude painting this morning. The neighbours weren't very happy, but the garden fence looks brilliant!
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Skipton
Joke Fare Enough!!!
Fare Enough!!! Paddy got a job as a Bus Driver and on his first morning he just sat at the Depot waiting. The Bus Inspector came over to see and asked what the problem was. Paddy said, "l'm waiting for the Ticket Conductor." The Bus Inspector informed him that all the Buses were now One-Man Buses. So, Paddy drives off in the Double Decker Bus...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Paddy Wasn't A Fun-Guy!
Paddy Wasn't A Fun-Guy!
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Skipton
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mOiOz
WISHING WELL
WISHING WELL
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Joke Yu never know who is listening
Yu never know who is listening
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Joke Australia Day
Australia Day
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Littleboy8
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