[Maddison Dwyer]

Submit your best riddle and go into the draw to win a $100 Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA voucher!​

Good morning, members!

A little competition hiatus from us last month, which we are sorry about, but we were busy doing some other big things for you lot which you will all have access to very soon…

But we are back and ready to give you some money for your best riddle! This new riddle competition will run from now until mid-June.

As you all know, we love sending you riddles every Monday, Wednesday and Friday morning, but we are finding ourselves running a little low on riddles in our ‘riddle bank’. So we need you to post your favourite riddle in the comments below (along with the answer to the riddle.)

The member who posts the best riddle before mid-June will receive a $100 voucher to Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA (at the winner's discretion)!

The only rule is that you cannot take a riddle that has already have been posted in our weekly riddle thread - https://seniorsdiscountclub.com.au/forums/jokes-fun-and-games.10/

Good luck, members! And Happy Riddle-ing!

 

[Lise Vasiliou]

What type of owl do you use everyday?

A tea t owel hahahahaha

 

[thomas]

Submit your best riddle and go into the draw to win a $100 Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA voucher!​

Good morning, members!

A little competition hiatus from us last month, which we are sorry about, but we were busy doing some other big things for you lot which you will all have access to very soon…

But we are back and ready to give you some money for your best riddle! This new riddle competition will run from now until mid-June.

As you all know, we love sending you riddles every Monday, Wednesday and Friday morning, but we are finding ourselves running a little low on riddles in our ‘riddle bank’. So we need you to post your favourite riddle in the comments below (along with the answer to the riddle.)

The member who posts the best riddle before mid-June will receive a $100 voucher to Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA (at the winner's discretion)!

The only rule is that you cannot take a riddle that has already have been posted in our weekly riddle thread - https://seniorsdiscountclub.com.au/forums/jokes-fun-and-games.10/

Good luck, members! And Happy Riddle-ing!

Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Melbourne, and they
see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each.”

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, look here! We could buy gobs of these, take 'em back to Sydney, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and won't wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Victorian drawl, so's they don't know we is from Sydney.”

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Victorian drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and …."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll played football for Sydney Swans, didn’t y’all?”

"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?”

"Because this is a dry cleaners.

 

[Pat T]

The final quiz night had arrived and the three finalists were an English man, an American and an Irish man. The compère announced,” The first one to answer the next question wins $100000. To the English man,” Say the answer and spell it. Old McDonald had a “? “ Estate, ESTATE “ Compère, “Wrong “ To American, “ Your turn.” American, “ Ranch, RANCH “. Compère, “ Wrong . Okay Paddy your turn. For $100000 “. Paddy replied , “ Farm, E I E I O.”

 

[Dazzasboats]

What type of owl do you use everyday?

A tea t owel hahahahaha

I also use a bath t owel

 

[Michael and Karen]

Submit your best riddle and go into the draw to win a $100 Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA voucher!​

Good morning, members!

A little competition hiatus from us last month, which we are sorry about, but we were busy doing some other big things for you lot which you will all have access to very soon…

But we are back and ready to give you some money for your best riddle! This new riddle competition will run from now until mid-June.

As you all know, we love sending you riddles every Monday, Wednesday and Friday morning, but we are finding ourselves running a little low on riddles in our ‘riddle bank’. So we need you to post your favourite riddle in the comments below (along with the answer to the riddle.)

The member who posts the best riddle before mid-June will receive a $100 voucher to Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA (at the winner's discretion)!

The only rule is that you cannot take a riddle that has already have been posted in our weekly riddle thread - https://seniorsdiscountclub.com.au/forums/jokes-fun-and-games.10/

Good luck, members! And Happy Riddle-ing!

So these four Aussies were going walkabout when they got caught for trespassing.
They were buried in a line up to their necks facing a wall, three on one side and one on the other side so all they could see was the heads of whoever was in front and the wall.
The captors told them that each prisoner had on a hat. 2 were white and 2 were black. (They were placed black, white,black and white.
Nobody was allowed to talk except to say the colour of their own hat. On the first answer they would be eaten or let go.
Who spoke first and how did he know?


The middle Aussie knew what colour hat he had on because the one at the back would have answered if the 2 hats in front of him were the same colour. Because he didn't answer, the middle aussie knew his was different to the one at the front of him.

 

[barebear]

What Shakespeare character killed the most birds ?

Macbeth, he did murder most foul.

 

[Megpie]

When is a door not a door?
When it’s a-jar

 

[Victor Jackson]

Why are people who live near a cemetery not allowed to be buried in a cemetery?

They are still alive!!

 

[Joyem]

How do you spell "cow" in thirteen letters?

SEE O DOUBLE YOU.

 

[Dennis]

Submit your best riddle and go into the draw to win a $100 Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA voucher!​

Good morning, members!

A little competition hiatus from us last month, which we are sorry about, but we were busy doing some other big things for you lot which you will all have access to very soon…

But we are back and ready to give you some money for your best riddle! This new riddle competition will run from now until mid-June.

As you all know, we love sending you riddles every Monday, Wednesday and Friday morning, but we are finding ourselves running a little low on riddles in our ‘riddle bank’. So we need you to post your favourite riddle in the comments below (along with the answer to the riddle.)

The member who posts the best riddle before mid-June will receive a $100 voucher to Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA (at the winner's discretion)!

The only rule is that you cannot take a riddle that has already have been posted in our weekly riddle thread - https://seniorsdiscountclub.com.au/forums/jokes-fun-and-games.10/

Good luck, members! And Happy Riddle-ing!

It had so many locks that do not want a key, it was far too many for you to count, to be, It was never to be shortened for a vow had been said, It was a symbol of strength that flowed from the head, but in a moment of weakness the secret was out, it lays in all pices when she gave the shout, Samsons long hair, Amen

 

[susancooke]

What do a prune and a missionary have in common?
They both go into the interior and do good.

 

[Margiemh]

Submit your best riddle and go into the draw to win a $100 Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA voucher!​

Good morning, members!

A little competition hiatus from us last month, which we are sorry about, but we were busy doing some other big things for you lot which you will all have access to very soon…

But we are back and ready to give you some money for your best riddle! This new riddle competition will run from now until mid-June.

As you all know, we love sending you riddles every Monday, Wednesday and Friday morning, but we are finding ourselves running a little low on riddles in our ‘riddle bank’. So we need you to post your favourite riddle in the comments below (along with the answer to the riddle.)

The member who posts the best riddle before mid-June will receive a $100 voucher to Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA (at the winner's discretion)!

The only rule is that you cannot take a riddle that has already have been posted in our weekly riddle thread - https://seniorsdiscountclub.com.au/forums/jokes-fun-and-games.10/

Good luck, members! And Happy Riddle-ing!

 

[Margiemh]

What five-letter English word can be pronounced the same even with four of its letters removed?​

Answer: Queue

 

[midgemills]

What is an ig?

An eskimo house without a toilet.

 

[midgemills]

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and quivers?

A nervous wreck.

 

[Wandiwa]

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
No guy has ever paid $200 to have a lentil on his face.

 

[midgemills]

An Australian, an American and an Irishman are out walking one day when they see a slippery dip near a pond. As they get closer they see a genie who tells them if they have a go and call out their favourite drink on the way down they will land in a pool of their favourite drink. The Australian goes first and yells beer and has fun swimming in and drinking the beer. After a while the genie says times up and the American is up next and calls out bourbon and happily enjoys the pool of bourbon. By this time the Irishman is beside himself with excitement. He jumps up on the slippery dip and as he slides down he calls out whee.

 

[Wandiwa]

This puzzle is based on fact and you can Google it.
Twins are born 20 minutes apart, when the paperwork was completed, the 2nd born was entered in the database as being the older child. No mistakes were made and everything was done correctly. How is this possible?


Answer: This is true. Daylight Saving finished and the clock was wound back an hour. Therefore the 2nd twin was entered into the paperwork as being born 40 minutes before its twin sibling.

 

[Margaret Peden]

Submit your best riddle and go into the draw to win a $100 Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA voucher!​

Good morning, members!

A little competition hiatus from us last month, which we are sorry about, but we were busy doing some other big things for you lot which you will all have access to very soon…

But we are back and ready to give you some money for your best riddle! This new riddle competition will run from now until mid-June.

As you all know, we love sending you riddles every Monday, Wednesday and Friday morning, but we are finding ourselves running a little low on riddles in our ‘riddle bank’. So we need you to post your favourite riddle in the comments below (along with the answer to the riddle.)

The member who posts the best riddle before mid-June will receive a $100 voucher to Coles, Woolies, ALDI or IGA (at the winner's discretion)!

The only rule is that you cannot take a riddle that has already have been posted in our weekly riddle thread - https://seniorsdiscountclub.com.au/forums/jokes-fun-and-games.10/

Good luck, members! And Happy Riddle-ing!

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich don't need it and if you eat it you'll die?..................................(A) Nothing!