[Pommyoz]

Have you ever wondered why on earth?

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

Have you ever wondered why on earth
Anyone would speak about their Girth

 

[Pommyoz]

Have you ever wondered why on earth
Anyone would speak about their girth
Let's see in haste

 

[My handle]

The size of your waist
Which caused such hilarious mirth

 

[Pommyoz]

There was a lady from Wapping
who hated the thought of shopping

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

There was a lady from Wapping
who hated the thought of shopping
She huffed and she puffed

 

[Vinylted]

There was a lady from Wapping
Who hated the thought of shopping;
She huffed and she puffed
Until she was well stuffed,

 

[Pommyoz]

There was a lady from Wapping
who hated the thought of shopping
she huffed and she puffed
walked home in the rain and got sopping

 

[Dennis]

Sorry members but I am going to break the rules with my own attempt at a Limerick, more personal than funny, In 1958 as a 5 -pound pom we came To a land with a famous name Starting a new life with great expectations Over the years we traveled states full of sensations Now retired I know now we made the right choice In leaving the country of our births

 

[gordon1940]

There was an old man that lived in a tree
who had no where to go wee wee
so he held onto a branch
while he pulled down his pants
relaxed and enjoyed the scenery

 

[Pommyoz]

There was this 5 pound pome

 

[Pommyoz]

There was this 5 pound pome

prisoner of mother England please continue with the above line

 

[Vinylted]

There was this 5 pound pome
Who once may have been a Tommy;

 

[Vinylted]

Sorry members but I am going to break the rules with my own attempt at a Limerick, more personal than funny, In 1958 as a 5 -pound pom we came To a land with a famous name Starting a new life with great expectations Over the years we traveled states full of sensations Now retired I know now we made the right choice In leaving the country of our births

Welcome Dennis and you'll soon pick up the rhyme and structure of a limerick..

 

[Pommyoz]

There was this 5 pound pome
Who once may have been a Tommy
Loving the machine gun fun
Shot himself in the bun

 

[Nolaj]

And ran back home to his mommy!

 

[Joyem]

There was a dog named Taffy

 

[Pommyoz]

There was a dog called Taffy
but he wasn't your usual staffy

 

[Nolaj]

There was a dog called Taffy
but he wasn't your usual staffy
He could carry a tune
By the light of moon...

 

[Vinylted]

There was a dog called Taffy
But he wasn't your usual staffy;
He could carry a tune
By the light of moon...
Just to let folks know he was happy.