He smiled as she cuddled in closer
He was no loser, she was a doozer;
He had hands everywhere
But she just didn't care,

(In a limerick the metre or beats in the 1st, 2nd and 4th lines should be similar, 3rd & 4th shorter, adding another slant to the story... excuse the interference again folks )
 
To finish from #165

He smiled as she cuddled in closer
He was no loser, she was a doozer;
He had hands everywhere
But she just didn't care,
Her children can always possess her.
 
Continuing #167

Bippiry boppity blah blah blah
Take me riding in your car;
Maybe like something gracious
Or prefer a wagon spacious,
A limo might make you a superstar.

New 1st line..
It's so nice to have fun in forums
 
Hi everyone! We'd love to have a go at writing a limerick as a group :D You'll need to post the next line that will follow the last comment in the thread.

Here are the basic rules:

5 lines

Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme
Distinctive rhythm
Usually funny


Here is an example of a limerick:

There was an old man named Jake,
Who ate only spuds and beefsteak,
He drank, and he smoked,
And told dirty jokes,

And died young at a hundred and eight.

I'll get us started:

There was an old man in a tree...
When he climbed up he hurt his knee…
 
Hi everyone! We'd love to have a go at writing a limerick as a group :D You'll need to post the next line that will follow the last comment in the thread.

Here are the basic rules:

5 lines

Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme
Distinctive rhythm
Usually funny


Here is an example of a limerick:

There was an old man named Jake,
Who ate only spuds and beefsteak,
He drank, and he smoked,
And told dirty jokes,

And died young at a hundred and eight.

I'll get us started:

There was an old man in a tree...
Who fell down and hurt his knee
His wife helped him up
She gave him drink from a cup
And said what a silly old B
 
It's so nice to have fun in forums
Better than in the doldrums;
Play around with words
Take time to watch the birds,
Strutting around wriggling their bums. (oops)
 

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