[Vinylted]

This group is a wonderful thing
Each day a laugh it does bring;
If it gets a bit naughty

 

[Pommyoz]

this group is a wonderful thing
each day a laugh it does bring
if it gets a bit naughty
cant see me act haughty

 

[Vinylted]

This group is a wonderful thing
Each day a laugh it does bring;
If it gets a bit naughty
Can't see me act haughty,

 

[Pommyoz]

As I blush outright and i sing

 

[Colin & Susan]

Hi everyone! We'd love to have a go at writing a limerick as a group You'll need to post the next line that will follow the last comment in the thread.

Here are the basic rules:

5 lines
Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme
Distinctive rhythm
Usually funny

Here is an example of a limerick:

There was an old man named Jake,
Who ate only spuds and beefsteak,
He drank, and he smoked,
And told dirty jokes,
And died young at a hundred and eight.

I'll get us started:

There was an old man in a tree...

Who sadly was stung by a bee

 

[Pommyoz]

Remember the fox in the box?

 

[Pommyoz]

remember the fox in the box
who forgot to darn his socks

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

remember the fox in the box
who forgot to darn his socks
Such a silly fellow was he

 

[Pommyoz]

he's now got a hole in his knee

 

[Vinylted]

Remember the fox in the box
Who forgot to darn his socks;
Such a silly fellow was he
He's now got a hole in his knee,
Wearing socks right up to his hocks!

 

[Vinylted]

A young lady who dwelt in Fremantle

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

A young lady who dwelt in Fremantle
Her car she tried to dismantle

 

[My handle]

She put it up on blocks
And hopes it doesn’t rock

 

[Vinylted]

A young lady who dwelt in Fremantle
Her car she tried to dismantle;
She put it up on a block
And hopes it doesn’t rock,
Causing damage that wasn't accidental.

 

[Vinylted]

Does it hurt when a car hits your head?

 

[Pommyoz]

You're all bandaged up and in bed

 

[Vinylted]

Does it hurt when a car hits your head?
You're all bandaged up and in bed;
Wondering what happened

 

[Pommyoz]

Does it hurt when a car hits your head?
You're all bandaged up and in bed
Wondering what happened
and why bandages are patterned

 

[Christine C]

Hi everyone! We'd love to have a go at writing a limerick as a group You'll need to post the next line that will follow the last comment in the thread.

Here are the basic rules:

5 lines
Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme
Distinctive rhythm
Usually funny

Here is an example of a limerick:

There was an old man named Jake,
Who ate only spuds and beefsteak,
He drank, and he smoked,
And told dirty jokes,
And died young at a hundred and eight.

I'll get us started:

There was an old man in a tree...

Who needed to go pee

 

[Vinylted]

Does it hurt when a car hits your head?
You're all bandaged up and in bed;
Wondering what happened
And why bandages are patterned,
With stains that show you have bled.

New first line someone..