There was a lady from Wapping
who hated the thought of shopping
she huffed and she puffed
walked home in the rain and got sopping
 
Sorry members but I am going to break the rules with my own attempt at a Limerick, more personal than funny, In 1958 as a 5 -pound pom we came To a land with a famous name Starting a new life with great expectations Over the years we traveled states full of sensations Now retired I know now we made the right choice In leaving the country of our births
 
There was an old man that lived in a tree
who had no where to go wee wee
so he held onto a branch
while he pulled down his pants
relaxed and enjoyed the scenery
 
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Sorry members but I am going to break the rules with my own attempt at a Limerick, more personal than funny, In 1958 as a 5 -pound pom we came To a land with a famous name Starting a new life with great expectations Over the years we traveled states full of sensations Now retired I know now we made the right choice In leaving the country of our births
Welcome Dennis and you'll soon pick up the rhyme and structure of a limerick.. :D
 
There was a dog called Taffy
but he wasn't your usual staffy
He could carry a tune
By the light of moon...
 

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