[Pommyoz]

and along with a fright

 

[Vinylted]

Limericks were designed to be naughty
So don't get your nickers all haughty;
Be as proud as you might
And along with a fright,
Caught naked would dispel hoity toity!

 

[Vinylted]

Being caught naked leads to a fright,

 

[Pommyoz]

when batteries replaced in your light

 

[Vinylted]

Being caught naked leads to a fright,
When batteries replaced in your light;
To see in the dark

 

[Joyem]

Being caught naked leads to a fright,
When batteries replaced in your light;
To see in the dark
What a lark

 

[Vinylted]

Being caught naked leads to a fright,
When batteries replaced in your light;
To see in the dark
What a lark,
Only if frolics don't land you in plight.

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

So good to be free of restraint

 

[Vinylted]

So good to be free of restraint
Just beware your partner doesn't faint;

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

So good to be free of restraint
Just beware your partner doesn't faint;
Can't do this, can't say that

 

[Vinylted]

So good to be free of restraint
Just beware your partner doesn't faint;
Can't do this, can't say that
Can leave you feeling flat,

 

[Joyem]

So good to be free of restraint
Just beware your partner doesn't faint;
Can't do this, can't say that
Can leave you feeling flat,
Despite all of that what about some face paint!

 

[Vinylted]

Do ladies really need powder & paint?

 

[Pommyoz]

no, not really, on my face it's an ain't!

 

[Vinylted]

Do ladies really need powder & paint?
No, not really, on my face it's an ain't;
Oh, 'tis spakfilla the go

 

[Pommyoz]

NO! I'll have you know!

 

[Vinylted]

Do ladies really need powder & paint?
No, not really, on my face it's an ain't;
Oh, 'tis spakfilla the go
NO! I'll have you know!
Awww 'twas thinking you'd look quaint..

 

[Pommyoz]

I really love this sort of thread.....

 

[Vinylted]

I really love this sort of thread.....
Using rhyme to play tricks in your head;

 

[Pommyoz]

twisting words to be in your favour