[SilverPinkDragon01]

There was an old Dr called Snort
Who loved a good drop of port

 

[Pommyoz]

Vinylted wanted a limerick

 

[Pommyoz]

continuing from No: 201

There was an old doctor called Snort
Who loved a good drop of port
he sdipped from his glass

 

[Vinylted]

There was an old doctor called Snort
Who loved a good drop of port;
He sipped from his glass
Laid down on the grass,

 

[Pommyoz]

there was an old doctor named snort
who loved a good drop of port
he sipped from his glass
laid down on the grass
and said oh no, i've just been called short!

 

[Pommyoz]

Vinylted said he wanted a limerick

 

[Vinylted]

Vinylted said he wanted a limerick

Aha a word that is very difficult to rhyme....

 

[Vinylted]

Vinylted said he wanted a limerick
Fate has laid on him a grimmer trick;

(A note, you don't need to retype previous line just extend copy (Cntr C) and paste (Cntrl V) in the new window. )

 

[Pommyoz]

(sorry, i don't know that way!)

so i'll tell you what to do

 

[Vinylted]

Vinylted said he wanted a limerick
Fate has laid on him a grimmer trick;
So I'll tell you what to do
Stoop & try the other shoe,

 

[Pommyoz]

No I can't, my socks are too thick!

 

[Vinylted]

Vinylted said he wanted a limerick
Fate has laid on him a grimmer trick;
So I'll tell you what to do
Stoop & try the other shoe,
No I can't, my socks are too thick!

well done,

New first line..

As the old song goes yer feets too big

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

As the old song goes yer feets too big
Yer heads too small & you need a wig

 

[Vinylted]

As the old song goes yer feets too big
Yer heads too small & you need a wig;
But let the jazz band play

 

[SilverPinkDragon01]

As the old song goes yer feets too big
Yer heads too small & you need a wig;
But let the jazz band play
And we will dance all day

 

[Vinylted]

As the old song goes yer feets too big
Yer heads too small & you need a wig;
But let the jazz band play
And we will dance all day,
Heels clicking as we jiggedly jig.

 

[Nolaj]

Don't they? Think of a next line that explains or negates?

Little children love to get naked
The old man thought, so he spake it
Of all things he could say
His thoughts went that way
Cops checked his PC, now they'll take it!

 

[Vinylted]

Limericks were designed to be naughty

 

[Pommyoz]

so don't get your nickers all haughty

 

[Vinylted]

Limericks were designed to be naughty
So don't get your nickers all haughty;
Be as proud as you might