[Giannidifirenze]

I’ve read this one a few times, but, I just don’t get it…..

For you Helen… ‘No, a frayed knot’

 

[HelenB55]

For you Helen… ‘No, a frayed knot’

Ha Ha….. now the Penny has dropped.

 

[Littleboy8]

Ha Ha….. now the Penny has dropped.

me too

 

[HelenB55]

I’m just so glad I wasn’t the only one

 

[Frog1958]

So where's today's joke?

 

[Giannidifirenze]

So where's today's joke?

A new commander was taking the galley out for a cruise on the harbour.
He says to the drummer take her up to ‘half speed’ at which the drummer beat his drum to the required beat so that the slaves manning the oars would keep rhythm.
‘Ok, up to Cruise Speed’ … and the drumming became more intense and the slaves responded.
‘Ok, Attack Speed’… and the drumming became frantic with the slaves going all out.
When one has a heart attack and the Slave master starts cracking his whip and all the slaves lean back and start pissing in the air.
‘What’s going on?’the commander asks.
‘An old tradition Sir when someone dies we have a quick whip around and a piss up’.

 

[Veggiepatch]

So where's today's joke?

I'm looking right at it.

My mirror....

 

[Wandiwa]

Nine questions – HEAD SCRATCHERS

If you describe something as indescribable, haven’t you already described it?

Why is it called a building if it’s already built?

Why do we called them apartments if they are all stuck together?

Why is the time of day with slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is it called shipping when it goes by truck? And why is it called cargo when it goes by ship?

If the early bird gets the worm, why do all good things come to those who wait?

Why do we call it a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

Biggest head scratcher .... it says 9 questions in the title but there are only 7 questions ????????

 

[Jumping Jack Flash]

Three couples die and go to heaven.
Before they go through the Pearly Gates, saint Peter has to check their life out first to see if they can enter Heaven.

First couple step forward & wait till Saint Peter comes back with his verdict.
“Sorry…… I can’t let you enter Heaven. All your life it’s been Money, Money, Money…….. even your wife’s name is Penny.
Sadly they are rejected.

Second couple step forward & wait till Saint Peter comes back with his verdict.
“Sorry…. I can’t let you enter Heaven. All your life it’s been Drink, Drink,Drink….. even your wife’s name is Ginny.
Sadly they are rejected.

Third couple look at each other . Husband says “Looks like we don’t stand a chance, Fanny”.

That is a pearler Helen ....

 

[Sandygwalk]

So where's today's joke?

They're out there!

 

[mOiOz]

I’ve read this one a few times, but, I just don’t get it…..

 

[Littleboy8]

A new commander was taking the galley out for a cruise on the harbour.
He says to the drummer take her up to ‘half speed’ at which the drummer beat his drum to the required beat so that the slaves manning the oars would keep rhythm.
‘Ok, up to Cruise Speed’ … and the drumming became more intense and the slaves responded.
‘Ok, Attack Speed’… and the drumming became frantic with the slaves going all out.
When one has a heart attack and the Slave master starts cracking his whip and all the slaves lean back and start pissing in the air.
‘What’s going on?’the commander asks.
‘An old tradition Sir when someone dies we have a quick whip around and a piss up’.

love it thanks