[Giannidifirenze]

I’ve read this one a few times, but, I just don’t get it…..

For you Helen… ‘No, a frayed knot’

 

[HelenB55]

For you Helen… ‘No, a frayed knot’

Ha Ha….. now the Penny has dropped.

 

[Littleboy8]

Ha Ha….. now the Penny has dropped.

me too

 

[HelenB55]

I’m just so glad I wasn’t the only one

 

[Frog1958]

So where's today's joke?

 

[Giannidifirenze]

So where's today's joke?

A new commander was taking the galley out for a cruise on the harbour.
He says to the drummer take her up to ‘half speed’ at which the drummer beat his drum to the required beat so that the slaves manning the oars would keep rhythm.
‘Ok, up to Cruise Speed’ … and the drumming became more intense and the slaves responded.
‘Ok, Attack Speed’… and the drumming became frantic with the slaves going all out.
When one has a heart attack and the Slave master starts cracking his whip and all the slaves lean back and start pissing in the air.
‘What’s going on?’the commander asks.
‘An old tradition Sir when someone dies we have a quick whip around and a piss up’.