[Skipton]

Bumpy Landing​

Just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City.
The flight attendant came on the intercom and said,
'That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking.
I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault,
it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault,
it was the asphalt.'

 

[Jarred Santos]

Bumpy Landing​

Just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City.
The flight attendant came on the intercom and said,
'That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking.
I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault,
it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault,
it was the asphalt.'

Stealing this line when driving over a rough patch!

 

[Dougal]

Bumpy Landing​

Just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City.
The flight attendant came on the intercom and said,
'That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking.
I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault,
it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault,
it was the asphalt.'

Don't get it, what's the joke?

 

[Dennis]

Bumpy Landing​

Just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City.
The flight attendant came on the intercom and said,
'That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking.
I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault,
it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault,
it was the asphalt.'

Good new one

 

[Thecheesequeen]

Oh Dougal, maybe you need to stop reading the jokes, because so often you don’t get them.

 

[Dougal]

Oh Dougal, maybe you need to stop reading the jokes, because so often you don’t get them.

An intended joke issued in the public arena must be able to be "got" by all.

The SDC should peer review all submitted "jokes" prior to publication to ensure that all readers will get the joke; and also edit US-centric words and replace them with suitable Aussie equivalents.

Is Salt Lake City somehow relevant to the joke?

If not, then replace with an Aussie city.

 

[Leonard Hall]

Don't get it, what's the joke?

scroll on and forget it.

 

[Dougal]

scroll on and forget it.

You obviously also don't get whatever is the supposed joke

 

[Gunpark]

Do we have dour Scot with us?

 

[Scooter]

What’s the joke ? Have I missed something…..

 

[Lorraine Clare]

It's all in the pronunciation of ash fault. Maybe?

 

[Milica]

It's all in the pronunciation of ash fault. Maybe?

Yes!_!

 

[Leonard Hall]

Bumpy Landing​

Just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City.
The flight attendant came on the intercom and said,
'That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking.
I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault,
it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault,
it was the asphalt.'

Maybe it is a pun i.e. Asphalt = ass felt. or as it is an American attempt at humour it could be Arse Felt.

 

[TrixieLovesTigers]

 

[Dougal]

After reviewing all the comments, the penny has dropped and
I have now got the joke.

Asphalt comprises two words: Asp and Halt.

Asp is a snake and halt means stop; ie: asphalt means a sign
which states "STOP THERE ARE SNAKES"

The pilot ignored the sign and the plane slid on a snake.

That's hilarious

 

[PHW]

Don't get it, what's the joke?

Same here... still searching.

 

[Wandiwa]

An intended joke issued in the public arena must be able to be "got" by all.

The SDC should peer review all submitted "jokes" prior to publication to ensure that all readers will get the joke; and also edit US-centric words and replace them with suitable Aussie equivalents.

Is Salt Lake City somehow relevant to the joke?

If not, then replace with an Aussie city.

Ok here you go ..............
Just after a very hard landing in Hobart.
The flight attendant came on the intercom and said,
'That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking.
I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault,
it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault,
it was the asphalt.'

 

[Wandiwa]

Up in a Cessna one day, we were hitting a lot of turbulance ...
Pilot says, lot of potholes up here today.

 

[Chook03]

It's all in the pronunciation of ash fault. Maybe?

I think it’s more ass fault!

 

[Wandiwa]

After a particularly hard lining.
Cabin crew comes on the intercom and says.
Well Captain Kangaroo has landed the plane, now we are going to bounce over to the gate!