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Hi Dee :) Welcome to the forum. Start by telling us some of your hobbies. That will be helpful in offering suggestions :D

Hola Members! Friday's answer could have been misinterpreted as chocolate chips, but the answer we were looking for is a bit different :D Well done to the following members: @Big Al @Slapsy @Helen171 @The boss @Lorraine Rea @O'Rourke @Tricia56 @BJM @Ricci @Tony Delaney @reggiesmum2...

English to become the official European language The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that...

Do you know how much a baby chicken costs? Neither do I, but I know they cheap cheap cheap.

As you probably know the guards at Buckingham Palace are not supposed to move a muscle. One day one of the guards moved just a bit. The sergeant rushed over and said "George, did I see you flinch?" George replied "Yes sir. You see there was a squirrel in the tree. He ran down the tree across the...

Putin is held hostage by a terrorist. A Russian truckdriver stops at the back of a long queue on the motorway. He sees a policeman walking down the line of stopped cars to briefly talk to the drivers. As the policeman approaches the truck, the truckdriver rolls down his window and asks: Driver...

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant He went to the doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back. The elderly man came back the next day; the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. The doctor...

Hi Members! Well done to the following people: @reggiesmum2 @Fairanne12 @Suemalloo @Diddakoi @CathnGreg @Dougal @Max @robert r rouda @Jennylolo @Donalda @BJM @Groovy @Heathert @Maiyon @Helen171 @F. Wu @Lorraine44 @mitchell55 @Nozmo @Shug @JayKay @Idclair @Robbo128 @Ricci...

An old Irish man from a traditionally catholic family is lying on his deathbed All his family is gathered around them, when he tells them: „I have one last wish: I want to become a protestant.“ His family members are shocked, since they are all deeply catholic, but the man insists and it’s his...

Why are there no fat painters? Because they all went to the paint store to get thinner

A Gambling Man The ATO decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to their offices. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money...

I bet my butcher $1,000 that he couldn't reach the beef on the top shelf without a ladder. He said the steaks were too high.

A husband and a wife over their marriage had eight kids.One day the husband notices that their sixth kid, Billy, looks very different from the other seven. The husband goes to his wife and asks her, “Honey, I noticed that Billy looks different from the other children, did you have an affair?”...

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what Hole I'm on." She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6." He thanked her and continued playing golf. Later, he got lost...

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegemite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”...

A man was walking home late at night and spots a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars" she whispers. Perry had never done this before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them...

Hi Cherie! That's awesome :D who are your favourite musicians?

Welcome Lynne! Super jealous that you're enjoying the lovely weather. What do you spend your free time doing?