[Skipton]

A Good Deal​

A 95-year-old man, named Hank, is having a drink in a bar.
Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.
After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.
Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep
in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like.
Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams,
it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game.
I want $100, and there's another condition".
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events,
the man asks her what her condition is.
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.
He whips out his wallet and puts $100 dollars in her hand ---
He then looks her square in the eyes and says slowly and clearly: "Paint my house."

(Our needs change as we get older, and we tend to look for bargains)

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Love the quote at the end! Hahahaha! Our needs DO change and bargains are now a must.

 

[Xe]

A man was walking home late at night and spots a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty dollars" she whispers.

Perry had never done this before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife!", the guy answers, annoyed.

"Oh! I'm sorry", says the cop. "I didn't know."

"Well, neither did I, 'til you shone that light in her face!​