[Skipton]

Pregnancy Excercises​

WALKING ON GRASS
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said'' ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial, strengthening the pelvic muscles
and make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty
of stops and try and stay on the soft surface, like a grass path''.
''Gentlemen, remember you're in this together.
It wouldn't hurt you to go with her. In fact,
the shared experience would be good for you both.''
The room became suddenly very quiet, as the men absorbed the information.
After a few moments, a man, name unknown,
at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
''Yes''? said the instructor.
''I was wondering if it would be alright if she carries the golf bag''?

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Oh, men.... Hahaha!

 

[Xe]

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost​

He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what Hole I'm on."

She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."

He thanked her and continued playing golf.

Later, he got lost again.

He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed.

"I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost; can you please tell me what hole I'm on."

She told him, "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13."

Again, he thanked her and continued playing golf.

When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse.

He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out.

She accepted.

As they were drinking and talking, he asked her what she did for a living.

"I'm in sales," she said.

He replied, "No kidding; so am I."

"What do you sell?"

She responded that it was too embarrassing to tell; but after he kept pleading to know what she sold, she finally said that she would tell him if he promised not to laugh.

He promised.

She said, "I sell sanitary napkins."

He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.

She said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh".

He replied (still with tears in his eyes), "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper..... I'm still one Hole behind you."