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    Granddad

    Eh oop
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    Granddad

    If it was me, I'd get up off my death bed and turn the f...ing light off :ROFLMAO:
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    Joke Check your email before sending

    Check your email before sending A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans...
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    Finding it hard to fall asleep at night? Try this military trick!

    These are great relaxation techniques which I learnt away from the military. I'd like to add a few helpful hints: * use the word 'calm' slowly when exhaling (if I used 'dont think' it would distract me big time) * dont watch TV or computer screen after 8pm * dont eat a meal after 8pm Sleep soundly
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    Joke Hypnosis works?

    Did you hear about the 'flasher' who exposed himself in front of 3 little old ladies? Two had a stroke and one couldnt reach.
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    Joke Joke

    :ROFLMAO:
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    Woolworths worker ‘jokes’ about getting revenge on rude customers

    Something I learned a few years back was to always engage Customer Service people by using their name and I was instantly amazed at the beautiful response I would receive. I would see their faces light up and they would often respond with a converstaion. Respect and recognition go a long way.
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    Woolworths worker ‘jokes’ about getting revenge on rude customers

    I turned it off after about 40 seconds. Why does someone like this dude have to swear so much. It doesnt prove anything other than the dude may have mental health issues.
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    Single mum tired of justifying her son’s ‘unusual’ name

    Yare. My names Betty but you can call me Al:giggle:
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    Single mum tired of justifying her son’s ‘unusual’ name

    There's absolutely nothing wrong with calling a son 'Gregory' as that's what my parents called me. I had no hesitation in shortening it to Greg after a favourite teacher started calling me Greg. Now I'm a stuck up Francophile and call myself 'Gregoire'.
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    Man names his son a “statistically” bizarre name inspired by his workplace — “It’s like a second home to me”

    Why not call your kid 'Ausfahrt' after the direction home from work (exit).
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    Toilet seat up or down? Woman’s unfortunate incident has people’s opinions divided

    SUGGESTION: Put glad wrap across the porceline and close the toilet seat. Then watch what happens:ROFLMAO:
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    “My kids curse. A lot.”: Parenting video goes viral on TikTok

    "Children should be seen and not heard" was the order of the day in the 50's and 60's and swearing was unheard of except from drunks and people regarded as undisciplined low-life and NEVER from a woman. Today I see "child directed parenting" where kids do whatever they want. I even heard a 4 yo...
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    Online shopping mishap leaves social media in hysterics — “It’s way too short!”

    This information was unbelievably good that I passed it on to my wife but I couldnt help hearing an old Eagles (credit card) song playing in the back of my head..... 'Take It To The Limit'
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