Taffy had a girlfriend called Fifi
 
Taffy had a girlfriend called Fifi,
Who had a sister called Mimi
 
Taffy had a girlfriend called Fifi,
Who had a sister called Mimi;
Taffy was in heaven
 
Taffy had a girlfriend called Fifi,
Who had a sister called Mimi;
Taffy was in heaven
He couldnt tell is Fi from his Mi
 
Taffy had a girlfriend called Fifi,
Who had a sister called Mimi;
Taffy was in heaven
He couldnt tell is Fi from his Mi
Hey fire breather, great last line but 4th line is missing?
 
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Taffy had a girlfriend called Fifi,
Who had a sister called Mimi;
Taffy was in heaven
Cuddling down in Bowen,
He couldn't tell is Fi from his Mi.
 
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While wandering along a meadow
The man and his dog cast a shadow
 
While wandering along a meadow
The man and his dog cast a shadow;
One long and one short
 
While wandering along a meadow
The man and his dog cast a shadow;
One long and one short
One round and one taut
 
While wandering along a meadow
The man and his dog cast a shadow;
One long and one short
One round and one taut,
Did it matter when one went commando?

Commando ie no underwear.... lol
 
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Why are animals allowed to be nude?
 
Why are animals allowed to be rude?
Because they are crude,
 
Why are animals allowed to be rude?
Maybe because they are crude;
But do they know it
Or knowingly show it,
 
Why are animals allowed to be nude?
Maybe because they are crude;
But do they know it
Or knowingly show it
Or is it us who are prudes?
 
My mind is a blank
 
My mind is a blank and I hate it
When thoughts have all done a flit;
 
My mind is a blank and I hate it
When thoughts have all done a flit;
Try as hard as I might
To shed sone sort of light
 
My mind is a blank and I hate it
When thoughts have all done a flit;
Try as hard as I might
To shed some sort of light,
It must be age, the moving finger has writ!
 
He was a damned good poet
But boy didn't he know it
 
Be bumbled away
Got lost in the frey
 

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