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VEGAN CHICKEN
VEGAN CHICKEN
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BECOMING A VEGAN
BECOMING A VEGAN
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Riddle A small number of cards has been lost from a complete pack of cards. If I deal the cards evenly among four people, three cards remain. If I deal among three people, two remain and if I deal among five people, two cards remain. How many cards are there?
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Joke The Latest Ferrari F! Racing Team
The Latest Ferrari F! Racing Team "The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday." This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Cairns youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths...
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Joke THAT'S WHAT A POLITICIAN IS............
THAT'S WHAT A POLITICIAN IS............ A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Tourist: $ 5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked LIBERAL, Grilled CONSERVATIVE or Sauteed NDP: $100.00 The...
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Joke Bullies
Bullies Peter came home from the award-winning School. He says to his mother... "Mummy, I'm not going to that school ever again. The kids all hate me, the teachers all hate me, and the headmaster hates me and even the caretaker has told me off for being a know-all! Mummy, I used to love the School and even when I was suspended for a long...
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Joke The bad old Days
The bad old Days
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Joke Stans the man says what a view.
Stans the man says what a view.
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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SDC Trivia Game #36 - 30/06/2023
SDC Trivia Game #36 - 30/06/2023 36|30-06-2023
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mOiOz
I DONATED
I DONATED
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DON'T KID YOURSELF
DON'T KID YOURSELF
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Joke Warm And Cosy.
Warm And Cosy. I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it's fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.
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SDC Trivia Game #35 - 29/06/2023
SDC Trivia Game #35 - 29/06/2023 35|29-06-2023
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Joke Dennis the Menace at it again
Dennis the Menace at it again
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Joke Interesting
Interesting
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mOiOz
SYDNEY ANTIQUE SHOP
SYDNEY ANTIQUE SHOP A bloke from the bush walked into a Sydney antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway. He took it to the owner and said: 'How much is this bronze rat?' The owner replied: 'It's $12 for...
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ADS ON TV
ADS ON TV
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mOiOz
BOAT NAME
BOAT NAME =AZV0arDLPAGhXG7W7cUde8pwopa3rxyAAW3qAikyi-OcoE-IsAmrDkM-L_8mw1-7ilWd0QgzHkhsnFWeD0QQ5qCwDzg4F_YOhtIZTSLjsFYPcYwEJqDcKGbjej5xTSQfGBgTgZ1fH9KX7Uao2zkFfBxqDYW4TCgBXDdsulr8kHxTIw&__tn__=%3C%3C*F']Active...
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Joke Grease for a holiday
Grease for a holiday
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Joke Lotsa One Liners!
Lotsa One Liners! How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. • I tried to catch some...
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Joke Dry Cleaning Bill!
Dry Cleaning Bill! Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Steve throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!" Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry-cleaning bill." So, they stay for...
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Joke Bigfoot
Bigfoot
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Joke KFC Chickens
KFC Chickens
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Why I like retirement.
Why I like retirement. Why I Like Retirement! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the biggest...
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