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Riddle 30.05.2022 - Can You Figure Out Where This Is?

30.05.2022 - Can You Figure Out Where This Is? Can you figure out which city this is? Whoever has the closest guess within the next 24 hours wins :) Please note that when you answer, your response will be automatically be hidden behind a 'Show Spoiler' button to prevent other members from seeing. To see yours or someone else's' answer, simply...

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Last post May 31, 2022 by Xe

In church An elderly couple are attending a church service. About halfway through, the lady writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, " I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scribbles back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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Last post May 31, 2022 by Defiant540

RBT Sally was living in a nursing home and was a bit of an institution on her mobile scooter. She would whiz quickly around the corridors and the old guys would play it up for fun. One day she turns the corner on two wheels and Fred comes out and stops her. " I think you're exceeding the speed limit there Sally. Tone it down or I'll have to...

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Last post May 31, 2022 by Jest

new boots the old man stands in the kitchen, not a stitch on, except a pair of boots. he says to his wife "notice anything love?" she says "not really except that you're usual hang-down, why, what's different?" he says "ah yes, but he is looking down at my new boots" "oh" she says,"looking at your new boots is he?" "yes" he says"my new...

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Last post May 30, 2022 by thomas

Cruizinoz Bloke walking home from work past a golf course and spots a ball in the rough. As he is a keen golfer he jumps the fence and picks it up and continuing walking beside the fairway soon has his pockets full of wayward golf balls. He continues on and catches his train where he notices a lady looking at him, or more correctly looking at...

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Last post May 30, 2022 by Sethia Soliman

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Last post May 30, 2022 by Xe

Two blokes drinking in the pub.

Two blokes drinking in the pub. Two blokes drinking in the pub, discussing their matrimonial situations. One says, "My missus is a real angel." The other bloke, staring forlornly into his beer, sighs and says, "You're bloody lucky mate. Mine's still around."

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Last post May 30, 2022 by Xe

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Joke How do I post a joke?

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Last post May 30, 2022 by Xe

Song Lyrics Sadly my ability to remember song lyrics and opening riffs from the 70's and 80's far exceeds my knowledge off what it was I was going to do in the kitchen. So I go sit down again and wait a while. Then I remember, as long as my wife stays silent I will remember that I was going to make her a cup of tea, hahaha, good times as you...

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Last post May 30, 2022 by Sethia Soliman

Riddle Riddle Masters 27.05.2022

Riddle Masters 27.05.2022 Goooood morning Riddle Masters! 😊 I bet you are all ready for our third and final riddle of the week. So without further ado, here it goes: Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught three fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each...

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Last post May 30, 2022 by Jennylolo

Riddle Riddle Masters 02.05.2022

Riddle Masters 02.05.2022 G'Day Riddle Masters! And Happy Monday! I hope you're all ready for the first riddle of the week because my oh my, it's a tough one! Here it goes: Four tots were playing in the Kindergarten sandpit. “I notice that all of them but one has a number on his back," said a visitor. "Jack has 2, Benjamin 6, Leslie 6 and...

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Last post May 30, 2022 by Donfay11

Practical mortician

Practical mortician Practical mortician had a husband to prepare Wife wanted him in a suit and the cost she did not care At the viewing wife noted he was wearing an Armani suit Another gentleman who came in same size and wearing that suit And his wife said dress him casual but please loose the suit Thank you I am impressed for he...

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Last post May 26, 2022 by Defiant540

Adoption Two men were drinking at a bar and discussing their lives. One man said ‘My wife and I have been married 45 years , three wonderful children...2 of them are adopted - but we couldn’t find anyone to take the third one!!

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Last post May 26, 2022 by Xe

How to Protect your Password

How to Protect your Password Treat your password like underwear — don’t show it to strangers, change it regularly, and make sure to replace it immediately if there’s a leak.

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Last post May 26, 2022 by Xe

Joke Meat warning.

Meat warning. If you ever get an email about pork, ham, salt and preservatives, don't open it. It's spam.

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Last post May 26, 2022 by Xe

Riddle 25.05.2022 - Can you figure out where this is?

25.05.2022 - Can you figure out where this is? Can you figure out which city this is? Whoever has the closest guess within the next 24 hours wins :) Please note that when you answer, your response will be automatically be hidden behind a 'Show Spoiler' button to prevent other members from seeing. To see yours or someone else's' answer, simply...

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Last post May 26, 2022 by Xe

Riddle 23.05.2022 - Can you figure out where this is?

23.05.2022 - Can you figure out where this is? Can you figure out which city this is? Whoever has the closest guess within the next 24 hours wins :) Please note that when you answer, your response will be automatically be hidden behind a 'Show Spoiler' button to prevent other members from seeing. To see yours or someone else's' answer, simply...

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Last post May 26, 2022 by Bkbling

Joke Two Men - A joke by member Tom W.

Two Men - A joke by member Tom W. Two men walk into a bar... You'd think at least one of them would have ducked. Hahaha! We just loved this email sent in by member Tom W. The full email included a lot of "enters" for the full effect, so the final sentence was at the very bottom. Which is why we had to do the same for all of you...

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Last post May 26, 2022 by Veesa

Riddle Riddle Masters 23.05.2022

Riddle Masters 23.05.2022 Gooooood Morning Riddle Masters! And Happy Monday! Here is your first riddle of the week, thanks to member @rest1953! I cannot be seen, I weigh nothing, but put me into a barrel of water, and I will make it lighter. What am I? Ooooooh this is a good one... Have a long, hard think about this one members and if you...

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Last post May 26, 2022 by Sue A.

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Last post May 25, 2022 by Xe

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Last post May 24, 2022 by Realsarge

Riddle 20.05.2022 - Can you figure out where this is?

20.05.2022 - Can you figure out where this is? Can you figure out which city this is? Whoever has the closest guess within the next 24 hours wins :) Please note that when you answer, your response will be automatically be hidden behind a 'Show Spoiler' button to prevent other members from seeing. To see yours or someone else's' answer, simply...

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Last post May 23, 2022 by GHTR

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Last post May 23, 2022 by Ladyjay

Joke In the army

In the army When I was a young recruit in the army, I lost my 303 rifle. I told my Sargent Major "hay sarg, I have lost my 303 rifle!" he replied "that will cost you two thousand pounds son!" I replied "how much would it cost if I lost an armed personnel carrier?" he replied "three million pounds!" I then said "how much if I lose a chieftain...

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Last post May 23, 2022 by Sethia Soliman

Riddle 18.05.2022 - Can you figure out where this is?

18.05.2022 - Can you figure out where this is? Can you figure out which city this is? Whoever has the closest guess within the next 24 hours wins :) Please note that when you answer, your response will be automatically be hidden behind a 'Show Spoiler' button to prevent other members from seeing. To see yours or someone else's' answer, simply...

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Last post May 22, 2022 by APapaz

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