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Joke Helicopter ride
Helicopter ride Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that Helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said...
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mOiOz
ARE YOU IRISH?
ARE YOU IRISH? Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer strolled in and asked, "In what aisle could I find the Guinness?" The shop assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. ''If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was...
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Luckyus
Joke The Talk
The Talk A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked...
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Skipton
Joke The Crocodile Diet
The Crocodile Diet Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age; We were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it." "Well, " said the big Croc, "What have you been eating?" "Politicians...
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Joke Guys going nuts
Guys going nuts Why do guys go nuts when they come across a woman wearing beautiful leather clothing? Because she smells like a new car.
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Skipton
Joke BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER:
BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER: An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..' The...
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2023 SDC Predictions Bingo
2023 SDC Predictions Bingo Members, You spoke and we listened. Here are the 2023 SDC predictions. We'll be crossing off each prediction when/if they come true. We'll check in throughout the year to see how we're tracking! 🔮 2023 SDC Predictions. Image Credit: SDC Do you think we'll hit bingo before 2024? Feel free to add any extra...
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Joke Bed Time Stories
Bed Time Stories
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Skipton
Joke Directions
Directions A Newfoundlander is visiting Texas and starts a conversation with a Texan at a local bar. The Texan asks the Newfie where he's from and the Newfie says, "You know where New York is?" The Texan says, "Yeh, yeh, I know where New York is." The Newfie says, "Well bye, you just drive north of dere about 6 hours, turn right for 3 hours...
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Skipton
Joke Senior Citizens
Senior Citizens Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not try to blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT senior citizens who took: The melody out of music...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 30.06.2023
Riddle Masters 30.06.2023 Goooood Morning Riddle Masters! :) Happy Friday :) Here is your third and final riddle of the week: If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you? Stroking your chin yet? Take your time, it's not as hard as you might think... If you have the answer to this riddle, post it in the comments...
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SDC Trivia Game #38 - 02/07/2023
SDC Trivia Game #38 - 02/07/2023 38|02-07-2023
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Luckyus
Joke An Irishman Gets Pulled Over
An Irishman Gets Pulled Over An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course" slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like...
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mOiOz
HAVE WE BEEN BURGLED?
HAVE WE BEEN BURGLED?
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Joke A new form of Asstrology
A new form of Asstrology
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Joke It could only happen to me.
It could only happen to me.
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Skipton
Joke Ransacked!
Ransacked! Returning home from work, a young blonde woman was shocked to find that her house had been ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house...
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Joke The World is getting stranger every day.
The World is getting stranger every day.
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Joke Special Deal
Special Deal
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mOiOz
GUESS WHAT I LEARNED?
GUESS WHAT I LEARNED?
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Joke Like Father, like Son
Like Father, like Son Like father
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Luckyus
Joke The Blond Detective
The Blond Detective The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Chad - the new blond recruit, wants the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Chad, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was...
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Joke The loving husband
The loving husband
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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