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Joke ''Robinson Screwsoe''
''Robinson Screwsoe'' Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming... One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just...
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Joke Shoulda went to the glove shop
Shoulda went to the glove shop
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Joke Medical Terminology
Medical Terminology A man came to see his family doctor. The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said: "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just...
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SDC Trivia Game #37 - 01/07/2023
SDC Trivia Game #37 - 01/07/2023 37|01-07-2023
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 28.06.2023
Riddle Masters 28.06.2023 Good morning riddle masters! :) What would a Wednesday be without a brain teaser to challenge you all? Ready to give it a go? Here it goes: I am a three-digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I? Hmm, that’s certainly a...
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Joke Personal Growth
Personal Growth
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Joke Psalm 23 with Albo
Psalm 23 with Albo Albo is my Shepherd, I shall not have electricity. He maketh me to lie down in dark houses. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Liberal and National Parties. And he guideth me in the path of unemployment. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the solar panels, I shall still be in...
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Joke The Snobbish Son and the Sausage Factory
The Snobbish Son and the Sausage Factory There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory, a huge hall with gleaming machines sharp as razors. The father thought, "this...
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SAY SOMETHING
SAY SOMETHING
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Joke Spending Spree
Spending Spree
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COSMIC BEAUTY
COSMIC BEAUTY
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Joke What Time Is It?
What Time Is It? I passed a Telstra Technician while I was out for a walk. He asked me if I knew what time it was. I told him it was between 8am and 1pm.
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Joke Russian Relations
Russian Relations
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Joke Very Generous
Very Generous
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Joke Confucius Says
Confucius Says
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RIBBITING POST
RIBBITING POST
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Joke Book Title
Book Title A man went into Collins bookshop and asked the young lady assistant: "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?" "I'm not sure if it's in yet,"she replied. "That's the one, I'll take a copy."
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Golfing woes
Golfing woes
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Joke This is a known fact
This is a known fact
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Joke The zoo
The zoo
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Joke Freds ego shattered.
Freds ego shattered.
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Joke Lunch!
Lunch! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.' The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.' The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Polony again! If I get a polony sandwich one more time, I'm jumping...
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Joke Problem Solved!
Problem Solved! Two Irishmen were looking up at a flagpole, needing to check the height. A blonde girl walks past and asks them what they were doing. Paddy said, "We've got to get the height of the flagpole, but we haven’t got a ladder. The blonde opened her bag and took out an adjustable spanner, removed the bolts and laid the flagpole down...
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VEGAN CHICKEN
VEGAN CHICKEN
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BECOMING A VEGAN
BECOMING A VEGAN
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