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Joke Antique
Antique
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Joke The blind girl
The blind girl
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Joke The Blind Man
The Blind Man How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.
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Joke The tricky kid
The tricky kid A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I...
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Credit Crunch hits Japanese Banks.. Panic...
Credit Crunch hits Japanese Banks.. Panic... Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan .. In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it...
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Joke Scary Stuff!
Scary Stuff! There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower, and you think, ''They're going to find me naked!!!!''
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Joke Why I like Retirement.
Why I like Retirement. Why I Like Retirement! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees does...
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Joke What Do I look like?
What Do I look like? What Do I look like? One day a husband comes home from work. His wife greets him and says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, my car won't...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out', i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who got the...
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Joke True story they say.
True story they say.
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Joke Grease
Grease
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Sethia Soliman
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Joke JUST PLAIN NEAT INFORMATION…………
JUST PLAIN NEAT INFORMATION………… Glass takes one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times! Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years. Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only...
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Joke Reminiscing
Reminiscing
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SNORING
SNORING
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Ga'Day all at SDC, I hope you have a great one! Husband loosing his temper? A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks, what's the problem? The woman says, I don't know what to do every day, my husband seems to lose his temper, for no reason. It scares me. The Doctor says I have a cure for that! Every...
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Joke Address Unknown!
Address Unknown! The medics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently due to a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him all night and morning and finally discharge him to the Intensive Care Unit, where therapy continues. After a couple of days, Mr. Steinberg's physician comes into his room and says, Sol...
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Joke Grain fed
Grain fed
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Joke Charity Night
Charity Night
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mOiOz
WATCH MY CHOLESTROL
WATCH MY CHOLESTROL
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DIFFERENT SETTINGS
DIFFERENT SETTINGS
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TAKE CARE OF
TAKE CARE OF
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mOiOz
WHEN I WAS A BOY
WHEN I WAS A BOY
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HAPPIEST DAY
HAPPIEST DAY
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DIRECTIONS FOR THE NEW PREACHER
DIRECTIONS FOR THE NEW PREACHER A delightful, angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the servo. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, "Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right...
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