[SirExton]

Supermarket Freezer isle​

A big Viking was shopping at a small-town market when he saw an older lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears.
“What’s the matter, dear?” he asked.
“Oh,” sobbed the lady. “I want to have a look at frozen puddings and ice cream, but as you can see there are three steps down to the freezer cabinet section.”
“No problem,” he said, lifting her easily out of the wheelchair to his back. “I’ll carry you!”
They strolled thru the chiller cabinets with ease, with the lady on his back. He stopped to let her choose the frozen goodies she desired, putting them in a basket he was carrying.
He then returned her to her chair where her husband was anxiously waiting. She said, “I’d really like to thank you, but I don’t even know your name.”
He just smiled, waved, and walked off.
“I was really worried about you,” said the old lady’s husband. “What have you been doing?”
“I’ve been through the desserts on a Norse with no name.”