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KGB AGENT IN A LIBRARY
A KGB agent is in a library when he sees an old Jewish man reading a book.
"What are you reading old man?", he asks.
"I'm learning Hebrew comrade.", he replies.
The KGB agent asks, "Hebrew? What for? You know it takes years to get a permit to travel to Israel? You will die before you get one."
"I'm learning Hebrew for when I go to heaven so I can speak to Moses and Abraham,", replies the old man.
"How do you know you're going to heaven? What if you go to hell?", asks the KGB agent.
"Not a problem", remarks the old man, "I already speak Russian."
A KGB agent is in a library when he sees an old Jewish man reading a book.
"What are you reading old man?", he asks.
"I'm learning Hebrew comrade.", he replies.
The KGB agent asks, "Hebrew? What for? You know it takes years to get a permit to travel to Israel? You will die before you get one."
"I'm learning Hebrew for when I go to heaven so I can speak to Moses and Abraham,", replies the old man.
"How do you know you're going to heaven? What if you go to hell?", asks the KGB agent.
"Not a problem", remarks the old man, "I already speak Russian."
