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mOiOz
DOCTOR CALLS DOCTOR
DOCTOR CALLS DOCTOR It’s 10pm when the phone rings in Dr. Stein's house. "It’s Dr. Gold," says his wife, passing him the phone, "I do hope it’s not another emergency." Dr. Stein takes the phone and says, "Hi, what’s up?" "Don’t worry, everything’s OK," replies Dr. Gold. "It’s just that I’m at home with Dr. Lewis and Dr. Kosiner. We’re...
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And that's when the fight started
And that's when the fight started My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' And...
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mOiOz
BUDGET BREAKFAST
BUDGET BREAKFAST One morning, Sam and Sadie decided to go out for breakfast. The waitress at the diner told them that the special that morning was two eggs, tomatoes, mushrooms, hash browns and toast for $4.99. "That sounds good," said Sadie, "but I don't want the eggs." "OK," said the waitress, but I will then have to charge you $5.99."...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: This one was quite tricky eh? A big shout-out to the...
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mOiOz
HOW WAS I BORN?
HOW WAS I BORN?
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Joke Keep this joke for that day you might have to send it to someone.
Keep this joke for that day you might have to send it to someone.
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Jarred Santos
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Skipton
Joke Yahoo Listening?
Yahoo Listening? My wife asked me why I spoke so softly around the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening! She laughed. I laughed. 'Alexa' Laughed. 'Siri' laughed.
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Jarred Santos
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mOiOz
WALKING HOME
WALKING HOME
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Jarred Santos
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Joke The New Superheroes
The New Superheroes
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Joke Grassoline!
Grassoline! The price of petrol is so bad at the moment. that I ended up putting vodka in the lawnmower. Now the grass is half cut!
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Jarred Santos
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Skipton
Joke Ed Wood!
Ed Wood! What do you call a man who has a plank on his head? Edward. What do you call a man who has 2 planks on his head? Edward Wood. What do you call a man who has 3 planks on his head? Edward Woodward. What do you call a man who has 4 planks on his head ? I don't know but Edward Woodward would.
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mOiOz
HAEMMORRHOIDS
HAEMMORRHOIDS
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Luckyus
Joke Adam and Eve's Companions
Adam and Eve's Companions Adam and Eve said, "Lord when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us." And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you...
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Luckyus
Joke The Way It Used to Be
The Way It Used to Be I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me privileged, a racist, responsible for slavery and Genocide of Aboriginals. I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I...
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Luckyus
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Joke We definitely need farmers
We definitely need farmers
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Joke The Rabbi Is Missing!
The Rabbi Is Missing! A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit "what is your blood type?" The rabbit replied, "I'm probably a type-o".
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Joke Yu are a horse's arse if yu text and drive
Yu are a horse's arse if yu text and drive
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Luckyus
Joke Jesus is Watching You
Jesus is Watching You A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so...
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Skipton
Joke Rare Blood!
Rare Blood! An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose. As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found locally, the call went out around the world. Finally a Scotsman was located who had the same...
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Skipton
Joke Threatening Behaviour!
Threatening Behaviour! I helped my neighbour out with something this morning and she said to me, ''I could marry you.'' I couldn't believe it,.... You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return!!!
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Luckyus
Joke Blonde On A Plane
Blonde On A Plane A plane is on its way to Brisbane, when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first-class section, and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, 'I'm...
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Skipton
Joke Too Close!
Too Close! A man was practicing at the range working on his swing. A retired golf pro was sitting there and started offering him advice "you are standing too close the ball". The man adjusts his stance and takes another swing. The golf pro looks up to him and repeats the same thing "you are standing too close to the ball." The man steps...
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Joke He kids have A.D.D.
He kids have A.D.D.
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Joke How not to lose weight
How not to lose weight
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Joke I'll see.
I'll see.
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