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Joke The New Gene Mutation Occurring in Humans
The New Gene Mutation Occurring in Humans After years of research and studying the development of humans it has become apparent that a new gene has enter the human gene pool and is spreading throughout the species. Many scientists will deny its existence and there will be academic papers written about this in the future trying to establish...
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Joke The Unhealthiest Food
The Unhealthiest Food A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford on the subject of modern nutrition. "The rubbish we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High trans-fat diets can be...
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Joke GIF-KWIZ ;- UK GAMESHOW HOSTED BY BEN SHEPHARD (2 WORDS)
GIF-KWIZ ;- UK GAMESHOW HOSTED BY BEN SHEPHARD (2 WORDS) ANSWER BELOW ANSWER
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Joke Stew
Stew Mick and Paddy Stew died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Mick and Paddy. The three men had always done everything together. Mick arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Mick said, 'Yup, his face is burned up...
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Joke Who let the chooks out
Who let the chooks out
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Joke A Chicken Farmer
A Chicken Farmer A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the chicken farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.. I am celebrating' 'This is a special day for me too, I am also...
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Joke Very Generous!!
Very Generous!!
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You cant cure dumb
You cant cure dumb Bobby turns up at work on Monday, beaten very badly around the head. Boss asks what happened Bobby: I was in church praying and when we finished and stood up I noticed the woman in front had a wedgie, knowing they were uncomfortable I pulled it out, then she turned around and beat me with her bible. Boss: Well next Sunday...
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Joke Public Swimming Pool
Public Swimming Pool I was at the swimming baths today and decided to have a sneaky wee in the deep end. The life guard must have noticed me though, he blew his whistle so f*cking loud I nearly fell in!!
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Joke Arrested.
Arrested. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.
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Joke Championship
Championship I'm just back from the World Blindfold. Masturbating Championships. No idea where I came.
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Joke Dyson ball cleaner
Dyson ball cleaner
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Joke Who let the dog out
Who let the dog out
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Joke My funeral
My funeral
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Joke Released my fragrance..
Released my fragrance..
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Lawyers
Lawyers Do you know why lawyers wear wigs and gowns. It is because you must look like a woman to win an argument in court.
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Joke The Interview
The Interview I was in a job interview today when the manager interviewing me handed me his laptop and said, ''I want you to try and sell this laptop to me.'' So, I put it under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home. Eventually, he called me on my mobile and said, ''Bring it back here, right now!'' I said, ''$200, and it's all yours.''
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Joke My Good Deed
My Good Deed
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Joke No idea
No idea
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 12.04.2023
Riddle Masters 12.04.2023 Good morning riddle masters! :) I've got your second riddle of the week. This is a good one so I'm very excited to see all the answers you come up with for this riddle. Here it goes: I'm not clothes, but I cover your body; The more I'm used, the thinner I grow. What am I? Ooh, a real conundrum, isn't it? Think...
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Joke GIF-KWIZ - 2022 BRAD PITT MOVIE TITLE (2 WORDS)
GIF-KWIZ - 2022 BRAD PITT MOVIE TITLE (2 WORDS) ANSWER BELOW ''BULLET TRAIN''
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Joke GIF-KWIZ - Tasty Entree Dish (2 Words)
GIF-KWIZ - Tasty Entree Dish (2 Words) ANSWER BELOW...
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Joke GIF-KWIZ - 1967 UK ( SANDIE SHAW) EUROVISION SONG
GIF-KWIZ - 1967 UK ( SANDIE SHAW) EUROVISION SONG ANSWER BELOW
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Joke How Many Tigers Can You Find?
How Many Tigers Can You Find? ANSWER BELOW 16
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