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mOiOz
DIE MAKING LOVE
DIE MAKING LOVE
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mOiOz
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 10.03.2023
Riddle Masters 10.03.2023 Good Morning Riddle Masters! 😃 Here’s your third and final riddle of the week! How high would you have to count before you would use the letter A in the English language spelling of a whole number? Well, how’s that for an intriguing brain teaser? I can’t wait to see your answers! So what are you waiting for? If you...
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Macs-241
Jesús is watching you.....!
Jesús is watching you.....! Late one night a burglar broke into a house, and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, 'Jesús is watching you.' He looked around and saw nothing. He kept creeping and again heard, 'Jesús is watching you.' In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, 'Was it...
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Luckyus
Joke The Expensive Gift
The Expensive Gift A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email. Boss's wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email says: "Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has an extraordinarily smooth flow and a firm stroke. Initially, its tip had to be licked to bring it...
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Skipton
Joke Wayne's World
Wayne's World A Kiwi fella Steve and an Aussie bloke Wayne headed out fishing one Saturday and started downing a couple of beers on the boat. After a while Aussie Wayne says to Kiwi Steve, "mate, If I snuck over to your house and had some wild raunchy sex with your wife while you were out, and she got knocked up and had a child, would...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke A Woman's Poem!
A Woman's Poem!
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Canada's Got It Worked Out!!!!!
Canada's Got It Worked Out!!!!! Canada's Got It Worked Out!!!!! New BC Med ( Part G ) - Nursing Home Plan If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do? You opt for BC Med ( Part G ). The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (...
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Skipton
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Joke My wife knows everything
My wife knows everything
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Joke Telstra and Optus
Telstra and Optus
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Joke The Perverted Frog
The Perverted Frog
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Joke found my first grey hair
found my first grey hair
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Joke I got nice wavy hair
I got nice wavy hair
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Wandiwa
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Macs-241
Joke Did You Know Facts
Did You Know Facts Happy Reading All......? Did you know an astronaut was allergic to the moon? Seems like someone had a tre-moon-dous allergy problem! During the Apollo 17 mission, astronaut Harrison Schmitt found out that he had a severe reaction to moon dust. Did you know there’s a toilet museum? In New Delhi, the Sulabh International...
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Joke The fake Game Warden
The fake Game Warden
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Jarred Santos
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? Well hello, dear members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out', i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant...
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Skipton
Joke The Power Of Advertising.
The Power Of Advertising. Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?” “Eight”, the boy replied. The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?” The boy replied, “Not exactly, but they...
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Skipton
Joke Eric's Beard
Eric's Beard A Married Man, named Eric, was visiting his "Girlfriend" on one of his immoral nights out, when she requested that he shaves off his Beard. "Oh Eric, I like your Beard, but I would really love to see and stroke your handsome face." Eric replied," But my Wife loves this Beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!" "Oh...
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Skipton
Joke Careful!!
Careful!! A farmer's wife went into a coma at their home. The farmer called the doctor who came over and examined the wife and said, sadly, "She's gone. I'll call the funeral home for you. The morticians came and carried the body out of the house and as they were going down the front porch, one of the morticians swerved to avoid a bush and...
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Joke The original Australian mud map
The original Australian mud map
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Joke Knights of the Round table
Knights of the Round table
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Jarred Santos
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Joke The Crowbar
The Crowbar
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Jarred Santos
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Wendy
Memorial Stone
Memorial Stone Sam died. His Will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. "Well, I'm sure Sam would be pleased," she said. "I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?" "All of it," said...
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Wendy
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Joke Shitty ride (not for the squeamish)
Shitty ride (not for the squeamish)
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Jarred Santos
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mOiOz
GENEOLOGIST & GYNAECOLOGIST
GENEOLOGIST & GYNAECOLOGIST
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Sethia Soliman
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