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Jarred Santos
Joke Why is that?
Why is that? A joke sent in by dear member Doug S.: :D Do you know why it would be good if the 2024 US Presidential Election is run as a game of bridge?
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Skipton
Joke Low Act.
Low Act. I was shocked to read in the newspaper today that a dwarf had been pick-pocketed. And, I just thought to myself. ''How can anyone stoop so low?''
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Joke Just Got It!
Just Got It! A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die. To get into heaven though, they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke. The trick is that they must not laugh. The brunette goes first and laughs at the first step and is sent to hell. The redhead goes next and makes it to the seventh step before she laughs. Finally, it’s the...
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Red Gem
Joke Punny
Punny
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
TRUE MEDICAL EXAMINATIONS
TRUE MEDICAL EXAMINATIONS A man comes into the ER and yells . . .' My wife's going to have her baby in the cab. 'I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs… and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr Mark MacDonald San Francisco...
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Jarred Santos
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Skipton
Joke Senior Wine Lovers
Senior Wine Lovers For all you senior wine lovers who enjoy a good red or white. Wineries who specialize in the Pinot range of wines, such as Pinot Grigio, Pinot Noir and Pinot Gris. They've developed a new blend for those who have to go to the toilet ten times a night. It's called Pinot More!
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mOiOz
FINDING A HAT IN CHURCH
FINDING A HAT IN CHURCH FINDING A HAT IN CHURCH Nathan goes to church one Sunday and Father Kelly almost faints when he sees him. Nathan has not stepped foot inside a church for years. At the end of the Service, Father Kelly goes over to Nathan and says, "I’m very pleased to see you here today, what made you come?" Nathan replies, "I'll be...
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Joke Husband hack, apparently this works
Husband hack, apparently this works
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Joke Willpower
Willpower I came out of the Fish & Chip shop with a large meat and potato pie, a large wrap of fish and chips, some mushy peas and a jumbo pork sausage. A poor homeless man was sitting there on the footpath outside the shop and said. ''I've not eaten for two days.'' I told him, '' I wish I had your willpower!''
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Joke Shared Accommodation!
Shared Accommodation! A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the...
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Joke The New Casual!
The New Casual! I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target the other day. And, long story short, I'm covering for Debbie this weekend!
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Birmingham Roll-Call!
Birmingham Roll-Call! It was registration on the first day of school in Birmingham, England. ''Mustafa Al Sheriah'' ''Here'' ''Ahmed El Sheriah'' ''Here'' ''Fatima El Bindari'' ''Here'' ''Ali Acmah Shabeeb'' ''Here'' ''Ali Sun Al En'' No Answer ''Ali Sun Al En''...
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Joke Alligator Shoes.
Alligator Shoes. A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these shoes?” – she asked the store manager. “$200” – he replied. “That’s too expensive! Can’t you bring the price down?” – the blonde. The store manager said he couldn’t and got irritated when the blonde...
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Joke Poser!
Poser! Finally figured out the reason I look so bad in pictures. It's my face!
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Joke 10 percent off
10 percent off Do you know why Jewish men are circumcised. Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it has got 10 percent off.
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mOiOz
CAN'T DANCE
CAN'T DANCE
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Joke Pi fight
Pi fight
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Joke The Italian Sub
The Italian Sub
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Joke Anatomy lesson
Anatomy lesson Image Credit: Supplied Now we know why?
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Joke Hasta La Vista!
Hasta La Vista! I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg so I said to him, “I bet I know what your favourite Christian festival is. ”He said, “Have to love Easter, baby.”
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Joke the snake stripper
the snake stripper
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Joke The Wifes scarecrow
The Wifes scarecrow
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mOiOz
ATHEISM
ATHEISM
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Joke The German Shepherd
The German Shepherd
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