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Joke No Pearly Queens Here.

No Pearly Queens Here.

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Luckyus

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Luckyus

Joke Any Time, Anywhere (Non-PC)

Any Time, Anywhere (Non-PC)

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Luckyus

Joke International Women's Day

International Women's Day

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Luckyus

Joke Woman'S Sizing

Woman'S Sizing Woman's 'Arse Sizing' Woman's 'Arse Sizing'

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Luckyus

Joke The Personal Meeting

The Personal Meeting

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Luckyus

Joke Baby Jesus at Bath Time

Baby Jesus at Bath Time Jesus at Bath Time

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Luckyus

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Luckyus

Joke Tickets Please!

Tickets Please! Paddy got a job as a bus driver and on his first morning he just sat at the depot waiting. The bus inspector came over to see and asked what the problem was. Paddy says, “I’m waiting for the Ticket Conductor” . The bus inspector informed him that all the buses were now a One Man operation. So paddy drives off in the Double...

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Vet543

Marooned Trump and Biden are trapped on an island. Who survives? America

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Skipton

Joke Grandpa's Getting A Good Nights Sleep!

Grandpa's Getting A Good Nights Sleep! A young man goes to visit his 85-year-old Grandpa in the nursing home. Grandpa had hurt himself after rolling off the bed in his sleep. "How are you grandpa?” asked his Grandson. Grandpa replied, "Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you." "What about sleeping? Do you sleep...

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by paulamc52

Riddle Riddle Masters 2.12.2022

Riddle Masters 2.12.2022 Good morning Riddle Masters! Happy Friday! 😊 It’s time for the third and final riddle for the week. This one is brought to us by member Dennis R. Thanks for this great riddle, Dennis! Open me every day for something that can’t be beat. Behind all the doors, you will discover a tasty treat. What am I? This is a good...

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Dec 1, 2022

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Faye Murphy

Joke Pigeon Holes

Pigeon Holes I was born Female I identify as Female But according to Sara Lee Sticky Date Pudding I am actually A family of four!! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by MIZMAC

Joke Another Slight Delay.

Another Slight Delay. Two Irish men were on a flight. As they were getting close to their destination, the pilot announced that there might be a delay in landing, as one engine had shut down but not to panic as there are 3 more engines. That announcement was followed with "I'm so sorry but, there will be another slight delay in landing as...

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Skipton

Joke ''Who Was That''?

''Who Was That''? A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings. She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens. She is speaking in a cheery voice, "Hi, I'm so glad you called. Really? That's wonderful. I'm so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great ! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye." She hangs up, and the man asks...

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Skipton

Joke Karen's 000 Call!

Karen's 000 Call! Karen was cleaning Kyle's rifle and accidentally shot him. She calls 000. Karen: ''It's my husband, I've accidentally shot him, I've killed him''. 000 Operator: ''Please calm down, maám. Can you please make sure he's actually dead''. (click) ... BANG Karen: ''OK, I've done that. What now?''

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Skipton

Joke Kindhearted

Kindhearted A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky restaurant. ''Did you smell that food?'' she asked. ''It smells absolutely incredible''. Being a kindhearted Scotsman, he thought, I'll treat her. So they walked past it again.

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Skipton

Joke Don't Anger the Interviewer

Don't Anger the Interviewer Tim was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Tim decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Plexus...

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Luckyus

Joke A Volunteer to Mars

A Volunteer to Mars NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and they could never return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.” The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same...

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Defiant540

Joke Proof there is Water on Mars

Proof there is Water on Mars

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Defiant540

Joke The London Lawyer

The London Lawyer A London lawyer and a truck driver are sitting next to each other on a long flight to Leeds. The lawyer is thinking that drivers are all thick and that he can fool them easily... So the lawyer asks if the driver would like to play a fun game. The driver is tired and just wants to take a nap. He politely declines and tries to...

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Last post Dec 3, 2022 by Door Knob

Joke Priorities!

Priorities! The Salvation Army realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to...

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Last post Dec 2, 2022 by Defiant540

Joke The Irish Blonde

The Irish Blonde An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish...

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Last post Dec 2, 2022 by Skipton

Joke Global Facts About Sex

Global Facts About Sex At any given moment: FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex - right now. FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing. FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. FACT: 1 old person is reading jokes in the Seniors Discount Club Newsletter. You hang in there, sunshine

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Last post Dec 2, 2022 by Skipton

Joke Wise Italian Grandfather

Wise Italian Grandfather Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you...

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Last post Dec 2, 2022 by Skipton

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