Jokes & fun

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Joke Hey chef, there's a hair in my soup
Hey chef, there's a hair in my soup
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Joke Do you love your dog a lot?
Do you love your dog a lot?
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mOiOz
MULTI-TASKING
MULTI-TASKING
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Luckyus
Joke The Phone Call
The Phone Call Sue phones her husband at work, ” Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go into a board meeting.” “But this won’t take long,” Sue says, “I just want to tell you some good news and some bad news.” “I really haven’t the time,” says Dan, “so just quickly tell me the good news.”...
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke The Book Shop.
The Book Shop. The Book Shop. Do You Have It In Paperback
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Observer
Joke Seasons Greetings
Seasons Greetings
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Joke Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday I don't feel so bad now I am still in my youth at 17.2222 celsius :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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Brody
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 03.01.2023
Riddle Masters 03.01.2023 Hello there Riddle Masters! :) Oh, it's so good to be back! Are you ready for your first riddle of 2024? Here it goes... How do you make ‘one’ disappear? We know you guys love a good brain teaser, so see if you can solve this one before someone else does! And don’t forget, if you think you know the answer, post...
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Alan W
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mOiOz
PARENT OF A TEENAGER
PARENT OF A TEENAGER
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Wandiwa
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Joke Learning new things
Learning new things
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mOiOz
HIDE 'N SEEK
HIDE 'N SEEK
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
REMEMBER WHEN...
REMEMBER WHEN...
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Even More!
Even More! I named my dog “8 kilometres.” So that I could frequently say, “I am going to walk 8 kilometres now.” * I saw a 1000-year-old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece. * I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese...
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Joke Parking
Parking Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car
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Mark K
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Observer
Joke Being honest
Being honest
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Mark K
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Observer
Joke Must be a tasty mushroom
Must be a tasty mushroom
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Mark K
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Observer
Joke Almost
Almost This one is a bit rude so try to keep a broad mind ;-)
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Mark K
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Skipton
Joke Looking At Both Sides!
Looking At Both Sides! “I’m worried about you always being at the bottom of your class,” said the father to his son. “Don’t worry Dad,” he replied. ''They still teach the same thing at both ends.”
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Observer
Joke Is it still a happy new year?
Is it still a happy new year?
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Joke My new Dad Joke
My new Dad Joke My kids told me to take the Spider out, instead of killing him. We went out, had a few drinks. Nice Guy. He's a Web Designer.
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Joke Stay Positive
Stay Positive As you get older you have to stay positive. Last night at 130AM in the morning I fell down the stairs and instead of getting upset, I thought wow, that is the fastest I have moved in years. Looks like 2024 is going to be a good year. Happy New year Everybody.
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Skipton
Joke It's Snow Joke!
It's Snow Joke! One bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and his blonde wife in Norwich a small town in UK were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to get 8 to 10 inches of snow today, please park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the street so that the snow-ploughs can get through"...
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DannyKaye
Blind Cowboy
Blind Cowboy
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Observer
Joke Too much golf
Too much golf
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Joke Cheese anyone?
Cheese anyone?
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