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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 05.01.2024
Riddle Masters 05.01.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! Now, who’s ready for the final riddle of the week? Thirty white horses on a red hill. First, they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still. What am I? Give us your best guess! If you think you know the answer post it in the comments below. As always, our 'spoiler' button will...
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Joke ''Want A lift?''
''Want A lift?'' Paddy was waiting at the bus stop when Mick pulls up in his car. ''Want a lift Paddy?'' Paddy says, '' Better not Mick in case I miss my bus!''
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Joke How To Frighten X Genners!
How To Frighten X Genners! How to frighten the X generation, put them in a room with a rotary dial phone, an analogue watch and a TV with no remote. Then leave directions in on how to use in cursive handwriting!!!
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Joke Border Force
Border Force
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Joke My overseas holidays
My overseas holidays
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Joke Alcoholics Anonymous!
Alcoholics Anonymous! I went to an alcoholics anonymous meeting. Anonymous my ass. I knew everyone there!
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Joke Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes.' So, I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' And that's...
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Joke Over Easy!
Over Easy! One morning, Sam and Sadie decided to go out for breakfast. The waitress at the diner told them that the special that morning was two eggs, tomatoes, mushrooms, hash browns and toast for $4.99. "That sounds good," said Sadie, "but I don't want the eggs." "OK," said the waitress, but I will then have to charge you $5.99." "Why,"...
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Da Freddo
Late Christmas joke
Late Christmas joke Question. What does a 80-year-old man have in common with a Christmas tree? Answer. The wood is dead, and the balls are just for decoration...
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Joke True I do it.
True I do it.
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Observer
Joke Please talk to your son
Please talk to your son
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Observer
Joke You started it
You started it A job? A guy walked into the local centrelink office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know.... I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who...
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mOiOz
DRINKING IS BAD
DRINKING IS BAD
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Joke Even fish need some time out.
Even fish need some time out.
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: Congratulations to these members who got the answer...
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Joke The Showman Cowboy
The Showman Cowboy
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mOiOz
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OCD
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Joke Who's next
Who's next
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Wendy
Fishing
Fishing
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Joke My new Business
My new Business
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Joke The Catalogs
The Catalogs
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Joke Life was tough back in the day.
Life was tough back in the day.
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Joke New Disney Movie Coming
New Disney Movie Coming
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Joke Fix our roads!
Fix our roads!
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Joke Vegan Cave painting fact
Vegan Cave painting fact
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