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mOiOz
WHY DO BRIDES WEAR WHITE?
WHY DO BRIDES WEAR WHITE?
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Luckyus
Joke He Has a Chip On His Shoulder
He Has a Chip On His Shoulder Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to Jamaica because he felt he could be a Big Shot at home. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new law office in New Kingston. The first day, he saw a man coming up the passageway. He...
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Luckyus
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Joke Toilet humour
Toilet humour
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Luckyus
Joke Age Old Question
Age Old Question The chicken and the egg are sharing a post-coital fag. The chicken nonchalantly flicks ash from the ciggie, Takes a deep drag and drawls, "Well, I guess that settles that age old question, then."
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mOiOz
IMPORTANT FACTS
IMPORTANT FACTS
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
DOG FOOD
DOG FOOD DOG FOOD (Oldie, but Goldie) So I'm at the store buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't...
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mOiOz
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Joke Marriage
Marriage
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Skipton
Joke Long, But Funny! (Found in FACEBOOK)
Long, But Funny! (Found in FACEBOOK) WARNING FOR ALL MALES FROM ME Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long term...
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Skipton
Joke Hit The Deck!
Hit The Deck! "Hi Mom, How are you?" "Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware" "Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call" "What happened?" "Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head." "What on earth, why did you do that?" "Well, it wasn't my fault. Dad told...
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Rubber Spider
Rubber Spider MRI.
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mOiOz
RARE BIRTH
RARE BIRTH
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Luckyus
Joke Tewo Deaf Men
Tewo Deaf Men Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble." The second deaf man signed back, "Boy you're lucky. My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and she...
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SDC Trivia Game #40 - 04/07/2023
SDC Trivia Game #40 - 04/07/2023 40|04-07-2023
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Luckyus
Joke Skippy
Skippy Skippy the bush Kangaroo has forward following the jailing of Rolf Harris. "Not only did he tie me down", she said, " but the bastard wrote a bloody song about it!"
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Coffee
Coffee
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Most Wanted Terrorist One Day, Shark Shit The Next
Most Wanted Terrorist One Day, Shark Shit The Next
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Osamas Neighbours
Osamas Neighbours
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke 72 Level
72 Level
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Milkman Jealously
Milkman Jealously
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Och Aye, The Poo!
Och Aye, The Poo!
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Youv'e Changed
Youv'e Changed
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke I Drink
I Drink
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Luckyus
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Skipton
Joke ''A Name By Any Other Name''
''A Name By Any Other Name''
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Luckyus
Joke Not The Answer
Not The Answer
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke All The New Drugs
All The New Drugs
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Luckyus
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