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gkabbara
If you get just Like it
If you get just Like it
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Mark K
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SirExton
Joke New Year resolution failed
New Year resolution failed
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Littleboy8
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Johnnie boy
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mOiOz
BODY OF A TEMPLE
BODY OF A TEMPLE
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
BORN IN SEPTEMBER
BORN IN SEPTEMBER
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Wandiwa
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Joke How to call someone a bastard politely
How to call someone a bastard politely A man was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for...
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Skipton
Joke More One Liners!
More One Liners! Never thought orthopedic shoes would really work for me but I stand corrected. Once upon a time there was a king who was only twelve inches tall. He was a terrible king but he made a great ruler. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "Uno, dos ..." Poof. He disappeared without a tres. I...
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
BREASTFEEDING IN PUBLIC
BREASTFEEDING IN PUBLIC
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Wandiwa
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Joke Anybody wants a job at McDonalds..
Anybody wants a job at McDonalds..
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Wandiwa
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Oaklegs
Jokes
Jokes Interesting fact: Karl Marx had a sister named Onya Marx who was a famous athlete who is now remembered at the start of every foot race.
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RFG
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mOiOz
ANYTHING YOU SAY
ANYTHING YOU SAY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BE HONEST JANET
BE HONEST JANET
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
STOP MY BUSINESS
STOP MY BUSINESS
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Burning Bridges
Burning Bridges A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge, and last night lots of folks were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Just The Ticket
Just The Ticket Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. Man: But I wasn't speeding. Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.) Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk? Officer: Yes, you would. Man: What if I just thought that you...
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Skipton
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Joke My Uncle's Funeral
My Uncle's Funeral
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M
Joke Clean Energy Death Penalty.
Clean Energy Death Penalty.
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M
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mOiOz
IF I HAD A DOLLAR
IF I HAD A DOLLAR
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Wandiwa
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midgemills
Joke Oldies
Oldies
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midgemills
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midgemills
Joke Corn Flakes.
Corn Flakes.
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midgemills
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mOiOz
COOK IT OR...
COOK IT OR...
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
HAIR SALON
HAIR SALON
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Wandiwa
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Joke At least 2 things still fit me.
At least 2 things still fit me.
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mOiOz
WHEN YOUR CAT CAN READ
WHEN YOUR CAT CAN READ
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Mindygirl12022
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Dippy53
I joined the Seniors Centre
I joined the Seniors Centre
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Littleboy8
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