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Joke Mr Dynamite
Mr Dynamite
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Luckyus
Joke Bottle of Wine
Bottle of Wine The Secret of Enjoying A Good Wine 1/ Uncork The Botle, to allow it to breathe. 2/ If it does not look like it's breathing, Give it mouth - to - mouth.
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Luckyus
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mOiOz
BEES
BEES
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PHW
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Skipton
Joke A Trip To The Doctor
A Trip To The Doctor It was early morning and an old man in his eighties, got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, "Where are you going?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said, "Why, are you sick?" "No," he said, "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills." So, his wife got up out of her rocker and was...
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Skipton
Joke The DNA Test
The DNA Test Mary, a young mother, began to think something strange was going on with her child so she decided to have a DNA test. The DNA results indicated that the child was actually not related to her or her husband at all. She said to her husband, Roger, “Darling, there’s something really important that we need to talk about. I did a...
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Joke Honest old Bikies
Honest old Bikies
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PHW
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Luckyus
Joke Hard Of Hearing
Hard Of Hearing A little old man starts having trouble hearing and goes to the doctor.....says. "Doc, I'm having problems hearing!" Doctor says "Lets check this out." He looks into the man's ear with his flashlight and says, "There's a foreign object in here." He takes his tweezers and pulls it out... The Doc says to the old man, "It's a...
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PHW
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Goodbloke
Sign's that confuse
Sign's that confuse
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Goodbloke
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Joke Tillie the enforcer
Tillie the enforcer
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Jarred Santos
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Skipton
Joke At A Scottish Wedding
At A Scottish Wedding At a wedding in Glasgow I whispered to the guy next to me, ''Isn't the bride a right ugly dog?'' ''Do you mind, that's my daughter you're talking about.'' ''I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you were her father.'' ''I'm not, I'm her friggin mother.''
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Jarred Santos
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Luckyus
Joke Dole Office
Dole Office Paddy bursts into the Benefits office. I’ve been ringing 0800 1730 for 2 bloody days. Why don’t you answer the bloody phone. Girl replies, those are our opening times you daft Prat.
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Jarred Santos
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Luckyus
Joke Golfing Weekend
Golfing Weekend The golf pro told me it was my LOFT that was the problem. I said 'do I hit the ball too high?' He said…'no..its your Lack of F-cking Talent'
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Jarred Santos
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Luckyus
Joke Senior Citizen!!!
Senior Citizen!!! An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of Sydney's most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $800.00. She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms...
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Jarred Santos
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Joke Our wet, happy ex-dog
Our wet, happy ex-dog
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Jarred Santos
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Luckyus
Joke Sex Jokes
Sex Jokes What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner. What’s another name for a vagina? The box a penis comes in. What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal...
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Jarred Santos
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Joke The Scotsman and the restaurant
The Scotsman and the restaurant
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Jarred Santos
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Luckyus
Riddle Here's the Riddle
Here's the Riddle At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor. The other is getting oral sex from an 85-year-old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking?
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SDC Trivia Game #18 - 12/06/2023
SDC Trivia Game #18 - 12/06/2023 18|12-06-2023
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Mikeyboy2012
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Joke A cow or bull left in a paddock of ripening corn, becomes corn beef.
A cow or bull left in a paddock of ripening corn, becomes corn beef.
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mOiOz
RIDDLE
RIDDLE Which famous four-man rock group never released an album? Answer: Mount Rushmore
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mOiOz
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
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Forklift
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Skipton
Joke Fred & Emma
Fred & Emma Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Fred and Emma were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Fred suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Emma...
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Skipton
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Luckyus
Joke The Wedding Night (You Know this is rude)
The Wedding Night (You Know this is rude) A woman had been on the game for 4 years and as her wedding approached she became worried that her fiance might become suspicious about the size of her fanny. So on her wedding night she decided to tell her husband she had caught it on some barbed wire while climbing over a fence. After an hour...
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