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mOiOz
ALPHABET FOR OLD FARTS
ALPHABET FOR OLD FARTS
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mOiOz
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Joke The Lawn mower man goes around any obstacle
The Lawn mower man goes around any obstacle
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Skipton
Joke True Love.
True Love. Never leave home without a kiss, a hug and an ''I Love You.'' Then, remove the dog hair from your mouth as you walk to the car.
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Skipton
Joke Right Again!
Right Again! I never thought I'd be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right.
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Joke Another Dud Bush
Another Dud Bush Moses was walking down a street when he bumped into George W. Bush. “Hello,” said Bush. “Nice weather we’re having, huh?” Moses took one look at the President, turned, and ran in the other direction. The next day Moses was walking down the same street and there was Bush. Again he tried to initiate a conversation. Again...
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Joke Careful!!!!
Careful!!!! A farmer's wife went into a coma at their home. The farmer called the doctor who came over and examined the wife and said, sadly, "She's gone. I'll call the funeral home for you. The morticians came and carried the body out of the house and as they were going down the front porch, one of the morticians swerved to avoid a bush and...
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Joke Even rolled them off the top balcony.
Even rolled them off the top balcony.
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SirExton
Joke Electrickery
Electrickery
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SirExton
Joke Jehovah
Jehovah
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SirExton
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SirExton
Joke Enjoy them now
Enjoy them now
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Joke The story of my online experiences
The story of my online experiences
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mOiOz
SEXUAL EXHAUSTION
SEXUAL EXHAUSTION
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
WHEN THEY LOOK SO GOOD
WHEN THEY LOOK SO GOOD
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
FIND WALDO
FIND WALDO
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
A POEM - BY WILLIE NELSON
A POEM - BY WILLIE NELSON "I'VE OUTLIVED MY DICK" A Poem - by Willie Nelson My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my pride and joy, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers, it would spring. But now I've got a full-time job, To find the friggin thing. It used to be...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 02.02.2024
Riddle Masters 02.02.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! Let’s start with the final riddle of the week: I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
 If you think you have the answer, post it in the comments below. As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will hide your and others’ answers. To...
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Joke My cat loves me, when it is food time.
My cat loves me, when it is food time.
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SirExton
Joke Cycle view
Cycle view
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Littleboy8
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SirExton
Joke Tupperwear
Tupperwear
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mOiOz
THIS MONTH YOUR WIFE WILL SPEAK LESS
THIS MONTH YOUR WIFE WILL SPEAK LESS
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mOiOz
RETARDMENT VILLAGE
RETARDMENT VILLAGE RETARDMENT VILLAGE (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
DON'T LET WORRY GET YOU DOWN
DON'T LET WORRY GET YOU DOWN
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mOiOz
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Joke Uh oh!
Uh oh! Awkward
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mOiOz
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER?
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER?
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Brain Teaser A clever optical illusion
A clever optical illusion A clever optical illusion
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