Jokes & fun

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Skipton
Joke Excuse My french!
Excuse My french!
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SirExton
Joke Timing
Timing
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mOiOz
MEN'S VALENTINE SPECIAL
MEN'S VALENTINE SPECIAL
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mOiOz
MEN WAKING UP - SURVEY
MEN WAKING UP - SURVEY
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Skipton
Joke I've Got Your Back!
I've Got Your Back! Max and his wife Lola received a letter from their daughter who had gone to study "Modern Biochemistry" overseas. She wrote, "My beloved parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back, you will be so old. Therefore, I am enclosing a bottle of a red potion that I have invented. It...
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SirExton
Joke Beach fright
Beach fright
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mOiOz
HOW BOYS GROW UP
HOW BOYS GROW UP
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Marriage?
Marriage?
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Joke Banana finds a sticky hat
Banana finds a sticky hat
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Wandiwa
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Joke How not to start a car with Aerostart
How not to start a car with Aerostart
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Wandiwa
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SirExton
Joke Frog in a Bank
Frog in a Bank
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SirExton
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mOiOz
GET THE BODY YOU WANT
GET THE BODY YOU WANT
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Veggiepatch
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SirExton
Female Fish to Male Fish
Female Fish to Male Fish
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SirExton
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Joke Phil the Salmon meets the moose
Phil the Salmon meets the moose
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Joke Some women are believing this, and a bloke cannot do or say anything right nowadays.
Some women are believing this, and a bloke cannot do or say anything right nowadays.
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
BED & BREAKFAST
BED & BREAKFAST
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Playing It Safe!
Playing It Safe! An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor. Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said, "If you put a little rubber cap on the end of...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
SMELL
SMELL
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mOiOz
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Joke One of these days I will take a good photo
One of these days I will take a good photo
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mOiOz
NOT NOW SCOTTY
NOT NOW SCOTTY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HAIR ALL OVER THE COUCH
HAIR ALL OVER THE COUCH
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Wandiwa...
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A Lawyer
A Lawyer A Lawyer. A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed...
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Veggiepatch
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Joke Velly cheap spaghetti for breakfast
Velly cheap spaghetti for breakfast
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Veggiepatch
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SirExton
Joke Girls go wild
Girls go wild
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SirExton
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