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mOiOz
HOW TO BREAK-UP
HOW TO BREAK-UP
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Wandiwa
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Joke The Grandkids
The Grandkids
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Joke It is a dumb day at the hanging tree
It is a dumb day at the hanging tree
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Littleboy8
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Red Gem
Joke Golf
Golf
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Red Gem
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mOiOz
CRAP COFFEE
CRAP COFFEE
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Littleboy8
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Cheb
HORSE RIDING
HORSE RIDING
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Skipton
Joke Nassau That Comin!
Nassau That Comin! A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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Wandiwa
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 26.01.2024
Riddle Masters 26.01.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters!!🎉🎉 Are you ready for the final riddle of the week? Here it goes: On a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady, a 30-year-old police officer, a 52-year-old woman, and a driver who is 65 years old. Who is the youngest? Have a good think about this one! If you think you know the answer...
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DannyKaye
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Wandiwa
Joke Costco
Costco
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Wandiwa
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Joke Too many Wingers Nowadays for Jesus
Too many Wingers Nowadays for Jesus
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Skipton
Joke In Demand!
In Demand! I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes, and he gave me a 5% raise. Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, "By the way, which companies are after you?" I responded, "The gas, electric, and cable company."
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Blow Me Down!
Blow Me Down! Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favourite kind of music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Things You Say After 50
Things You Say After 50
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Skipton
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Brain Teaser A clever optical illusion
A clever optical illusion
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mOiOz
ALWAYS FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH
ALWAYS FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
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mOiOz
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Cheb
Hospital Regulations
Hospital Regulations Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted that he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he...
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Nina_59
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mOiOz
A FLY IN A COFFEE
A FLY IN A COFFEE
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke Zovitzki Syndrome!
Zovitzki Syndrome! Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff legged and walking slowly. One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure the poor old man has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that". The other student says: "No, I don't think so...
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Littleboy8
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SirExton
Joke Wife's Present
Wife's Present WARNING FOR ALL MALES FROM ME Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your...
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Littleboy8
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SirExton
Joke Repair Service
Repair Service
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SirExton
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Linnie...
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Sean2357
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mOiOz
BALD EAGLE
BALD EAGLE
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HOW MAN LEARNED TO SWEAR
HOW MAN LEARNED TO SWEAR
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