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Joke Playing dead works quite often
Playing dead works quite often
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Observer
Joke Liar Liar Pants On Fire
Liar Liar Pants On Fire
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James Gutierrez
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 02.05.2024
Afternoon Riddle 02.05.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! I can go through a door closed but not go through a door open. What am I? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the comments below! And...
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Joke Gotta watch out for these female savages.
Gotta watch out for these female savages.
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Observer
Joke Stick in the mud
Stick in the mud
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Joke Nice tits
Nice tits WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE GOING TO BE LOOKING AT?
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Observer
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Observer
Joke How to scare the enemy
How to scare the enemy
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Smooth talker
Smooth talker
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Observer
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Observer
Joke What became of the tin man from Oz
What became of the tin man from Oz
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Joke Have you seen Broco Lee and his famous brother?
Have you seen Broco Lee and his famous brother?
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Joke I bought the wrong items to the BYOB
I bought the wrong items to the BYOB
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Observer
Joke At least they tried
At least they tried
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Skipton
Joke Last Words
Last Words When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer... Always something more important to me. Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her...
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Joke Love Making Tips For Seniors
Love Making Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't...
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Skipton
Joke A Redneck love Poem
A Redneck love Poem
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Skipton
Joke The Sicilian Cow
The Sicilian Cow The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. So, the town folk found they could buy another cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily. It was absolutely wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get...
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Skipton
Joke Quality
Quality
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Joke Career Change!
Career Change! A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his giro. He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job. I don’t like taking advantage of...
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Friday Funnies: "Don't send a man to the grocery store!" by Jeanne Robertson
Friday Funnies: "Don't send a man to the grocery store!" by Jeanne Robertson Have you heard Jeanne Robertson's comedy before? It's chock full of clever observational comedy and clean humour.
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BruceAnderson
Attention dog owners
Attention dog owners Barbecued bulldog😩
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BruceAnderson
Attention Dog Owners
Attention Dog Owners Grr, bark, woof!!
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BruceAnderson
Silly Signs
Silly Signs Get the point?
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BruceAnderson
Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley Elvis in nappies 🥰
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Observer
Joke Tattoos
Tattoos
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Joke "Which way is quickest?"
"Which way is quickest?"
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