Jokes & fun

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Joke Hubby cooked a surprise meal
Hubby cooked a surprise meal
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Joke Amen
Amen
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Joke As bad as driving
As bad as driving
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Joke Emergency Alarm
Emergency Alarm
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Joke Talking dog for sale
Talking dog for sale A bloke is driving around when he sees a sign in front of a house: TALKING DOG FOR SALE. He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The bloke goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yes,' the Lab replies. 'So, what's the story?' The Lab looks up and...
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Joke Oxymorons
Oxymorons
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Joke It's just a toy
It's just a toy
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Hump Day
Hump Day
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Joke Shouldn't have invited a pair of termites
Shouldn't have invited a pair of termites
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Joke Misspelt my name
Misspelt my name
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Joke I've been doing it wrong
I've been doing it wrong
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Joke With all that running water.........
With all that running water.........
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Joke The Great Outdoors!
The Great Outdoors! During John's physical, the doctor asked him about his daily activity level. John replied, "Well, yesterday morning, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an...
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! thomas...
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Joke Grandma started giggling
Grandma started giggling
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Joke Roses are red
Roses are red
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mOiOz
APPEAL TO ALL LADIES
APPEAL TO ALL LADIES
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FAREWELL MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT
FAREWELL MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT
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mOiOz
LETTERS FROM COUNCIL TENANTS
LETTERS FROM COUNCIL TENANTS EXTRACTS FROM LETTERS WRITTEN BY COUNCIL TENANTS: 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 4...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 08.05.2024
Riddle Masters 08.05.2024 Good morning members! :) Guess what? I've got your second riddle of the week: I have thirteen hearts but no other organs. What am I? Got your gears grinding? Fantastic! If you have the answer, post it in the comments below. Our 'spoiler' button will hide yours and others' answers. To reveal the answers, simply...
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Joke Babysitter not available
Babysitter not available
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Joke What horses play sometimes
What horses play sometimes
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Joke Keeping ones hopes up
Keeping ones hopes up
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mOiOz
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
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WHY YOU'RE LIMPING
WHY YOU'RE LIMPING
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