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Joke What a wonderful world
What a wonderful world
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Joke Calamari any body
Calamari any body
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Joke The times they are a changing
The times they are a changing Looking back Fathers used to have 4, 5, 6 Kids. Nowadays kids have 4, 5, 6 Fathers. Climate Change is real.
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Joke It took me a while to work out, but the kids were right.
It took me a while to work out, but the kids were right.
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mOiOz
LIE DOWN FOR HOURS
LIE DOWN FOR HOURS
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Skipton
Joke In- Bread
In- Bread A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.” HUSBAND: “Who is Elizabeth?” WIFE : “Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.”...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 16.02.2024
Riddle Masters 16.02.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! 😄 I've got your third and final riddle for this week: Test Mars. What is the anagrammed word? You know the drill, members! If you think you have the answer, and if you’ve got the answer, post it in the comments below. As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically hide yours and...
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mOiOz
TAKE HER BREATH AWAY
TAKE HER BREATH AWAY
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Gideon
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SirExton
Joke Camera Speed
Camera Speed
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SirExton
Joke opportunist
opportunist
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mOiOz
NEED A HAND...?
NEED A HAND...?
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Wandiwa...
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mOiOz
GOING CUCKOO
GOING CUCKOO
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
ALWAYS WORRY
ALWAYS WORRY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
EARL'S NECK BRACE
EARL'S NECK BRACE
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Skipton
Joke Forgive Me!
Forgive Me! There was a Scottish house painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside of one of...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
WIFE MISSING
WIFE MISSING
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Joke I hope I haven't dusted anyone..
I hope I haven't dusted anyone..
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SirExton
Joke Face Book Prediction Ha! ha!
Face Book Prediction Ha! ha!
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Wandiwa
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Luckyus
Joke Knitting a Scarf
Knitting a Scarf
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Wandiwa
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Luckyus
Joke Pub Pickup Line
Pub Pickup Line I was talking to a girl in a pub the other night and I said "You remind me of my little toe". She said "Is that because I'm small and cute?" I replied "No it's because with a bit of luck I'll end up banging you on the coffee table".
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Skipton
Joke Terrible Accident
Terrible Accident Paddy says to Mick, ‘’Have you heard the news? Three cliff walkers have fallen to their death!’’ ‘’Unbelievable,’’ says Mick, ‘’I can’t believe that they all had the same name!’’
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mOiOz
NAVAL OBSERVATORY
NAVAL OBSERVATORY
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Joke Is sport for you?
Is sport for you?
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mOiOz
OKAY, WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES...
OKAY, WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES...
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